The thing about talking off topic is...

I talk off topic because quite frankly I like the sound of my own voice.

Do you have a nice sounding voice then DF3?

Like a mixture of Barry White with the soothing tones of James Earl Jones ........

(although Im not black mind)

Except in your avatar.

I thought DF3 was posh Australian? (Oxymoron, moron? You decide) reading his posts the voice of Dame Edna always springs to mind but enough of my personal problems 

I think I'll avoid adding to the various semen flavourings that are possible and just say that I have next to no sense of smell so all cheese/semen/ catholics smell the same to me.

I work from home with only my dogs for company, they have no interest in my running either.

Literatin - my friend cooked some Saganaki at a dinner party last night and it smelt like cow shit.