Things you want to say but can't

I'm just so angry that I'm speechless.

Sorry to let you all down.

To people on planes - Why the hell do you need to put your seat down and make my already cramped space even more so.  We're only going to Spain for f*cks sake.  Surely you can stay sat up for the 2 1/2 hours this flight will take?!?!

To one work collaegue - I don't want to hear about your drinking too much and 'forgetting' to have dinner.  I don't find it clever or amusing and regularly arriving at work smelling of alcohol suggests you may have a problem.  And you're a man, for goodness sake, stop going on aout feeling 'fat and/or bloated'.  If you didn't consume vast quantities of lager on a nightly basis you might not feel that way.

To another work colleague - Please just shut the f*ck up.  You sit a good 10 metres away and there are several partitions between us, yet I can still hear you phonecalls and conversations far more than anybody elses, and frankly, I find the things you say incredibly tedious.  And further to that if you are going to neglect to wash your hands after going to the toilet then please don't come and sit on my desk or touch my things.  I have to wipe down all surfaces and my keyboard and phone with anit bacterial wipes afterwards.  Having cats and horses is not an excuse for dirty clothes.  And stop cracking onto the young men in the office.  They find you old and vile!

Ooh, I feel better for that!

Lol Angel!  Nothing worse than a lech that doesn't realise folk wouldn't have a bar of them! hehehehe

My rant for today:

Dear lotto machine, please pick my fecking numbers because i'm sick of dreaming about being able to buy a flat, but never actually having the money to do so.  My wages will not be up to the task for quite some time, and i'm sick of flat sharing with students more than a decade younger than me who leave long hair and pubes all over the bathroom  I thank you.

oooooh only just found this thread and I like it.

Right, rant of the day for me is to the school bus driver who thought it amusing to drive past the bus stop and leave my youngest son stranded on his first day!!!!    Well thankfully his elder sister was with him and got ya number......been on the phone and betcha regret that now!!!!  Bliddy tosspot is a regular for bullying those kids.

  Ooooh I think I may be a regular on here.

For God's sake you are here to watch a film not Eat for England.  Can you really not sit through one film without rustling sweet wrappers, opening noisy packets of sweets/crisps and crunching and munching all through the whole f....ing thing.  you're all really fat anyway and the last thing you need is all that crap you are shovelling into your gob.  If you are going to stuff your face at least do it quietly.

Flipperjane wrote (see)

For God's sake you are here to watch a film not Eat for England.  Can you really not sit through one film without rustling sweet wrappers, opening noisy packets of sweets/crisps and crunching and munching all through the whole f....ing thing.  you're all really fat anyway and the last thing you need is all that crap you are shovelling into your gob.  If you are going to stuff your face at least do it quietly.

YES! This drives me mad too. 

Sometimes I wish they would ban food from cinemas but they wont as they make loads of money selling people overpriced popcorn.

Flipperjane wrote (see)

For God's sake you are here to watch a film not Eat for England.  Can you really not sit through one film without rustling sweet wrappers, opening noisy packets of sweets/crisps and crunching and munching all through the whole f....ing thing.  you're all really fat anyway and the last thing you need is all that crap you are shovelling into your gob.  If you are going to stuff your face at least do it quietly.

Flipperjane wrote (see)

For God's sake you are here to watch a film not Eat for England.  Can you really not sit through one film without rustling sweet wrappers, opening noisy packets of sweets/crisps and crunching and munching all through the whole f....ing thing.  you're all really fat anyway and the last thing you need is all that crap you are shovelling into your gob.  If you are going to stuff your face at least do it quietly.

Slo, I used to find groups of yoofs intimidating - after all the meeja is full of lurid tales about them - until my son was a similar age, then I realised that most of them are, as your son says, good kids.

Mind you, I still keep an eye out for anything that seems more threatening - a group of testosterone fuelled adolescents full of booze can egg each other on to do daft things sometimes and I don't want to be in the middle of it.

I found myself hating JB the other day for starting this thread because he's turning me into an even GRUMPIER old bitch than I already am!

I had about four rants to post and now I can't remember any of them!

Because I am not just grumpy. I am also SENILE.