A chance to get it off your chest
Lol Angel! Nothing worse than a lech that doesn't realise folk wouldn't have a bar of them! hehehehe
My rant for today:
Dear lotto machine, please pick my fecking numbers because i'm sick of dreaming about being able to buy a flat, but never actually having the money to do so. My wages will not be up to the task for quite some time, and i'm sick of flat sharing with students more than a decade younger than me who leave long hair and pubes all over the bathroom I thank you.
oooooh only just found this thread and I like it.
Right, rant of the day for me is to the school bus driver who thought it amusing to drive past the bus stop and leave my youngest son stranded on his first day!!!! Well thankfully his elder sister was with him and got ya number......been on the phone and betcha regret that now!!!! Bliddy tosspot is a regular for bullying those kids.
Ooooh I think I may be a regular on here.
For God's sake you are here to watch a film not Eat for England. Can you really not sit through one film without rustling sweet wrappers, opening noisy packets of sweets/crisps and crunching and munching all through the whole f....ing thing. you're all really fat anyway and the last thing you need is all that crap you are shovelling into your gob. If you are going to stuff your face at least do it quietly.
Flipperjane wrote (see)
YES! This drives me mad too.
Sometimes I wish they would ban food from cinemas but they wont as they make loads of money selling people overpriced popcorn.
Slo, I used to find groups of yoofs intimidating - after all the meeja is full of lurid tales about them - until my son was a similar age, then I realised that most of them are, as your son says, good kids.
Mind you, I still keep an eye out for anything that seems more threatening - a group of testosterone fuelled adolescents full of booze can egg each other on to do daft things sometimes and I don't want to be in the middle of it.
I found myself hating JB the other day for starting this thread because he's turning me into an even GRUMPIER old bitch than I already am!
I had about four rants to post and now I can't remember any of them!
Because I am not just grumpy. I am also SENILE.
This thread would serve as a useful service to humanity, I would have thought!
Dear friend of my husband
In response to your enquiry, yes, our marriage is fine. No, I do not think he's having an affair. No, I have no worries on that score. No, I'm not going to discuss our sex life with you, it's none of your business. And, no, I do not find you attractive in that way. And NO, I do not want to have an affair with you. You're old enough to be my father, and I happen to be married and I know it is terribly old-fashioned of me, but I promised to be faithful to him, and that's what I intend to be. Now take your disgusting suggestions out of my face before I do something I have never done in my life and tip that pint of beer in your face. *watches as beer cascades everywhere*
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