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Dear dog walkers at the woods where I walk my dog.......
Poo - yes we all know dogs poo in the woods, so if it's on the path *please* clear it up (it's not rocket science you know) unlike that mountain I had to negociate earlier
Also, if you *do* clear up after your dog, for fcuk's sake don't bag it and throw it on the floor especially when the dog poo bin is only 50 yards away
that feels better
Tough shit I am not going to pander to your needy self absorbtion. You disgust me in so many ways and you can go and find someone else to project your own shit onto I am not playing. Actually I stopped playing 12 months ago but you were, yep, you guessed it too self absorbed to notice. You really need to stop trying being so whiter than white if people knew what I know they would not be pandering either but you are too weak to take the truth coming out and too fucked up to recognise it anyway
Johnny Blaze wrote (see)
I'd just like to say that when we had our office do a few weeks back i did share a twin-bedded room with a colleague (male) and that doesn't mean I'm gay because a) I'm not and b) I was rendered insensible by drink and could barely remember my own name so Kelly Brook could have been in the other bed and I would have still been comatose...
The following things should be banned from all marathons:
1 Fancy dress
2 People who don't train at all and intend walking the course- they'd be the sponsored walkers then
3 People who run 4 abreast to "be supportive"
4 Anyone cycling the course to support their mate
No - you are sooo right!
Dear tw*t with the horse box on the A51 this morning during my triathlon.
You have a sign on your box saying "please pass wide and slow"
I would ask you to do the same for ME on my pushbike and if you try to put me in a ditch again I shall ensure you end up as glue, not your horse.
Maybe it was Cake JB. (As in Cake on here, not the spongy variety.)
How did you get on LB?
Parklife wrote (see)
Maybe it was Cake JB.
Dear mister work colleague...
You are 'hot'...and you've definitely got that 'something' about you..I've had more than one or two really 'graphic' dreams featuring your good self...and sometimes I wish you didnt sit at the desk behind me as I find it difficult to concentrate
Dear Runner at our Race,
Why did you move the police cones and park in the space reserved for the Ambulance.
Was the race such a long distance that you coudn't possibly walk the 200m from the car park to the race HQ or perhaps you thought that we had reserved it especially for you.
Why did you ignore the Tannoy messages asking you to move it ..... were you wearing an I-pod?
My darling sister-in-law, having you stay at our home for four days has been an experience. My nieces and nephew are delightful but really, you should stop the little ones from screeching and screaming, it is painful. Also, if you insist on lecturing me on housework or slagging off my brother, I will one day tell you what I think of you. I'll start with pointing out it is very ungrateful, bordering on the rude, to stay in someone's home for four days, without bringing your host a thank-you gift. I know having baby twins and a small girl are time consuming, but you could have offered to pay for our curry last night or not taken the money I offered for the groceries we bought together on Thursday.
Oh and hearing your eldest daughter make a rasist comment was heartbreaking.
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