Things you want to say but can't - Page 14 - Clubhouse

LIVERBIRD

pirate

06/09/2010 at 20:45

I got asked today where I came in yesterday's triathlon.

I said it wasn't that exciting.

LIVERBIRD

pirate

06/09/2010 at 20:46

Bloody TOTP....

Corinthian

07/09/2010 at 00:01

Look, I know you think you're being a friend - but I'm just not interested in hearsay. So, you've some gossip to tell me about someone who you reckon is badmouthing me and reach straight for the send button.

Don't do it!

I'm not arsed!

Don't tell me!

It's you who needs to sort yourself out; you who needs to employ your personal edit facility, you who needs to switch off - please don't try and lasso me into fighting your battles by building me into a non-existant alliance with you. Even if the person concerned is 'slagging me'... that's their problem - please don't try and make it mine.

You're not being helpful by tittle tattling and spreading gossip every time you read or hear something 'you think I should know about' - I really don't care!

I cannot put it any plainer than this:

You are an insecure, immature, shit stirring harpy, who loves nothing better than brewing discord between whatever few friends you have left... well you have one less now... please just go and sort your own life out and stay out of mine - you're really not helping things.

... and please... don't contact me again... ever!

Edited: 07/09/2010 at 00:23

Lee the Pea pirate

pirate

07/09/2010 at 16:53

LIVERBIRD wrote (see)

Bloody TOTP....

TOTP? Not for me love...though I may have some folk on ignore that posted here so it is jiggering up the order

Today's rant: Dear IT people on the phone, please don't tell me you've been trying to get in touch with local IT when you clearly haven't. My third phonecall did result in someone coming out who was very helpful indeed, but it seems obvious you hadn't actually called them previously. They are not that hard to get a hold of.

Okay that's not really a massive rant inthe scheme of things, but I'm not brave enough to actually say that on the phone

Gertie

07/09/2010 at 16:57

Lee the Pea wrote (see)

LIVERBIRD wrote (see)
Bloody TOTP....

TOTP? Not for me love...though I may have some folk on ignore that posted here so it is jiggering up the order
Today's rant: Dear IT people on the phone, please don't tell me you've been trying to get in touch with local IT when you clearly haven't. My third phonecall did result in someone coming out who was very helpful indeed, but it seems obvious you hadn't actually called them previously. They are not that hard to get a hold of.
Okay that's not really a massive rant inthe scheme of things, but I'm not brave enough to actually say that on the phone

Don't worry, they're probably monitoring your internet usage and have probably got the message...

Lee the Pea pirate

pirate

07/09/2010 at 16:59

yeah I did wonder that, hahahahaha Ah well............

Sussex Runner (NLR)

07/09/2010 at 17:02

Returning to the thread.....how about 6 hours to run a marathon? Did you run any of it!!!!

Cake

pirate

07/09/2010 at 17:03

Oh dear I havn't upset you with the constent dirty talk about cheese have I?

LIVERBIRD wrote (see)

Dear old git in the fast lane of the pool. The clue is in the title.
Now f**k off out of my way.

Fast lane?

Sussex Runner (NLR)

07/09/2010 at 17:04

or 4 and a half hours to run a marathon? Did you do ANY training!!!

gingerfurball pirate

pirate

07/09/2010 at 19:17

Dear North London Runner - stop being such an elitist git - some of us are slow - now bog off.

Kindly

GFB

Vicky Pea

07/09/2010 at 19:48

Will the people who have the final decision on approving my promotion and who have kept me dangling for 9 weeks already try to actually get round to putting it on your agendas PLEASE? I'm starting to get a little frustrated!

STU -

07/09/2010 at 19:55

I have found summat I cannot say .. a rarity for me

Lee the Pea pirate

pirate

07/09/2010 at 19:56

Lol GFB!!! I was thinking the same thing... sorry mate!

Sussex Runner (NLR)

07/09/2010 at 22:16

Not being elitist that is for elite athletes but "running" a marathon isnt about just covering the distance- thats a sponsored walk. Pisses me off that some runners cant get into marathons because of the "Jade Goodies(RIP)" out there. Not about talent it's commitment to the task!! Of course as the thread suggests I would never say this to anyone

Johnny Blaze

07/09/2010 at 22:19

I'd rather be at home stuffing my face with pies and ale than flying half way across the world into a badly-managed, shitstorm, hospital pass of a project. Working 12 days solid then getting a further weekend killed by jetlag pisses me off!

F*ck off, just f*ck off you f*cking f*ckers!

Johnny Blaze

07/09/2010 at 22:36

You have put a very positive spin on all your repeated shite choices in men, Ulrika, but y'know, at the end of the day I feel compelled to put the case for the prosecution, which can be summarised in 3 words...

SVEN

GORAN

ERIKSSON.

Screamapillar

08/09/2010 at 08:13

North London Runner I trained my arse off for the FLM in 2007 and it took me 6.02 to finish.

I may be a slow runner - it does not mean I am not a runner. Oh and blisters (the first and only time I've ever had them), heat and lack of water didn't help.

Kind regards.

Screamy.

Sussex Runner (NLR)

08/09/2010 at 08:35

As Jim Royle would say "trained your arse off my arse" Blisters are avoidable. You only get out what you put in. The marathon is supposed to be a tough test and is supposed to be run. You know? Like in Greek history? Philipides didnt walk and stop for pies on the way.

Of course I would never say this to anyone-see the thread title

seren nos

pirate

08/09/2010 at 08:45

North London Runner wrote (see)

or 4 and a half hours to run a marathon? Did you do ANY training!!!

first time to feel the need to rant on this forum.........what time did you do a marathon in........If its not sub 2:30 then shut the fuck up and go and do some serious training you lazy sod...........anyone who isn't elite is just doing their best with what they have and with whatever time they have...........a lot of people haven't got the time to put in more than 50 miles a week training..........some have alife.go and get one

seren nos

pirate

08/09/2010 at 08:47

good morning all

How are you today north london runner..................not out training