Things you want to say but can't

No Mr Taxman

Your the wanker that made the mistake so you can't have your Fuc**ng money back

Assumptions! Assumptions! Where do i start

Training is putting in the time to able your body to complete the task. You can run  quick marathon on 3 sessions a week and 30 miles.

Not talking about sub 2.30 talking about running a marathon-you know RUNNING!

This thread is called what you would like to say but don't-so stop being a wuss!

Very few people do their best with what time they have-those that do ARE the Elite(not me)

Your language is very offensive and someone should take you outside and run your legs in the nettles-foul mouthed yob!

17,586 posts??? who are you telling to go get a life??? Spend some of "the time you have " running for a change

Next...............

Not to KatieJane but N L Runner ... but you knew that anyway!

Do you have a degree in staing the Obvious?

LTP - ain't that the truth!  I've been training like a mad thing for the GNR, coming back from injury and battling asthma.  Over the last couple of weeks, I've been going much faster than previously, problem is I can only sustain the speed for a minute - 90 seconds before I notice I'm not actually getting anywhere near enough oxygen (the black spots and dizzy spells give it away). My GP is doing all she can at the moment to keep my asthma properly managed and I just have to accept, in my current health, a better pace is not do-able.

And the next person who sneers "Paula Radcliffe does it" will reduce me to tears.

Blisters and beer wrote (see)

ShOw OfF!

Hehehehe.

p.s. I know the above doesn't consititute a real word, but then again, I didn't get first class honours, so I'm allowed to make mistakes

AllNewTB wrote (see)

LTP - ain't that the truth!  I've been training like a mad thing for the GNR, coming back from injury and battling asthma.  Over the last couple of weeks, I've been going much faster than previously, problem is I can only sustain the speed for a minute - 90 seconds before I notice I'm not actually getting anywhere near enough oxygen (the black spots and dizzy spells give it away). My GP is doing all she can at the moment to keep my asthma properly managed and I just have to accept, in my current health, a better pace is not do-able.

And the next person who sneers "Paula Radcliffe does it" will reduce me to tears.

Didn't get first class honours, Lee?? You obviously weren't putting the effort in

(BTW, neither did I!)

Prime Minister questions is on..............

If Lea the Pea degree(s) were gained by a combination of effort and ability then why doesn't that apply to other endeavours such as running.

Order!!!

Top ranting Seren - well said!

NLR -  yeah, I did all that shit to avoid blisters, surgical spirit, shoe a half size bigger, double layer socks, silicone toe caps and vaseline. I still got  them.

Not only can people like you not appreciate other people's achievements, the sad thing is,  you never enjoy your own either do you, because you're never allowed to say "actually at this time and this place that was good enough" ?

I know it's a "man" thing. It's still pathetic.

No wonder you got blisters with all that on

Double layer socks-waste of money

Surgical spirit-myth

vaseline-ok

silicone toe caps-what?

try removing hard skin and keeping you feet soft-simple!

My point is that blisters are not a medal to hang round your neck-brag about not getting them

I'm guessing you may not thank me for my advice

So many things I'm just not allowed to say "out there" in the real world....  "Life is good" is probably the big one.