Things you want to say but can't

Nicko. wrote (see)

Show me your knickers LB and I'll put you in handcuffs  {slips in conthingy smiley}

look love !! (said in very bestest condescending tone)

.. you chose to have the small pugnacious little rat,

.. you chose not to train and socialise it ,

.. you chose to let it run free knowing you have absolutely no control over it

.. therefore please don't go getting all haughty and indignant with me when the Northern Idiot sat obediently by my side sticks her dirty great paw on little Fifi's snarling yapping head in an attempt to prevent herself from being bitten.

Your are Fat

 You are a Waste of Space

Society should not have to pay for your Sky dish & 50 inch telly just cos your a lazy bastard

If your paid £40,000 a year to do a job do it and dont pretend your sick to get an easy life

Life is hard stop making excuses

You have no future unless you move your arse

There is no excuse for continually being late to meetings.  There is absolutely NO excuse for not even bothering to turn up for a meeting, and not even having the coutesy to phone.  Shrugging your shoulders and trying to look innocent doesn't wash.  You are not so important that you need to be somewhere else. In actual fact all you are is a lazy, discourteous, ignorant arsehole who has no consideration for anyone but yourself.  Stop f***king around, think of others for once, get a pissing move on, and stop making me wait for you every fecking day in life.  I have had enough.

*breathes deeply*

Don't park across my gateway just because I live nearer the beach than you do and you can't be bothered to pay 50p for the car park down the road. I pay ludicrous council tax because I live here and I expect to be able to get my car out of the driveway when I need to, not when you've finished surfing.

And another thing....

limper wrote (see)

Don't park across my gateway just because I live nearer the beach than you do and you can't be bothered to pay 50p for the car park down the road. I pay ludicrous council tax because I live here and I expect to be able to get my car out of the driveway when I need to, not when you've finished surfing.

And another thing....

I did once put a dog turd under someone's wiper blades after the car had been there for two days.

Did I just admit that out loud?!

No, Limper, no-one saw a thing.

..and for my vent...

 No, I don't think that giving my husband your phone number and getting me to phone would be "really funny" you're a first class wanker and I never want to hear from you or speak to you again. I hope you're living the life you deserve. You've missed out already on so much happiness I doubt you know how to enjoy yourself without making nasty comments at someone else's expense. Now do everyone a favour and die.

Society does not owe you a thing

Going to the shops in your PJ's does make you a lazy bastard

Benefit fraud does make you a criminal

Scum will always be scum regardless of how many chances you give them

Prison works

Tracksuits are meant to be for people who exercise not a fashion statement

Too many people make excuses for those who can't be arsed

Lawyers are money grabbing bastards who abuse legal aid

Compensation claims for be people who don't look where they are going should be banned

Yes, this is just a job to me.

I am not team spirited.

I don't care about this company whatsoever.

These are my colleagues - not my friends.

I have zero respect for you and even less when you start flashing around your latest iWhatever that you bought on one of your many, many credit cards.

You are materialistic, shallow and soulless, the only person I know who looks worse without their glasses and we both know I'm only here because there is nothing else out there.

I'm  finding this thread really depressing, all the rage and negativity and venomous hatred is making  me feel sad.

Don't you think a little rant is useful Beebs? Better than bottling things up. And sometimes saying it out loud makes you realise how trivial it really is and that the world will keep on turning and you'll be ok and at least you have your health.

((((((Kwilter))))) I think I've been in a similar situation.

"I know I am a fat slob, and I am working on that. However, I would like to remind all you so slim and perfect people that I do still have to eat. Also, you might well be fitter than me, but that does not make you in any way morally superior. "

There, that feels better!

Look - you ignorant brain dead tosser - this is the QUIET coach.  I booked a seat in this carriage because i wanted to be QUIET so I could read my book and stare out of the window in peace.   You are ruining what is already a stressful journey with your tinny crappy i-pod muzac.  If you don't turn it down I'm going to rip off your earphones (and quite possibly your ears) and stuff them in the place you obviously keep your very tiny brain. 

I'm sorry...... theres been so many times I've wanted to let that out! 

Your child is fat because you feed it fast food not because of a medical condition

Your bum does look big in that

Yes you are a chav

Being a WAG is not an occupation

katie Price is a slapper

Limper, true a good rant is good and I have them, oh boy do I have them especially when I have PMT.

Rants against lazy colleagues or shite family members are one thing but some of the rants on here are coming from the "morally superior, I'm alright and anyone who doesn't hold my exact values is a pile of shite brigade" 

Recently I have been trying to deal with the things/people who make me want to rant, its not easy but possibly healthier. 

Edited for spelling shite as shire before the pedants come along.

The PC  brigade get far too much air

Rights have to be earned not given

WE do owe the minority that gave their lives and that should never be forgotten

Liberty is a hippie collective

I am in the moral superiority and I'm better than the people around me