A chance to get it off your chest
slowfoot wrote (see)
sarah the bookworm wrote (see)Dear Certain Someone. I adore you, please marry me.OK I'm yours
sarah the bookworm wrote (see)
Dear Certain Someone. I adore you, please marry me.
Dear Certain Someone.
I adore you, please marry me.
Nam wrote (see)
*pads off to distribute free tscherrizzo to the homeless cos it's a lifestyle choice everyone should have access to*
Of course Ma'am...
*looks at grassy-ass*
It's all part of the service as part of our lifestyle choice platinum programme....
*feeds tschorrizzo to dog*
I'm yours forever or till I win a RW competition So Forever it is
Lea I'll get NLR to train with you if you carry on like this!!
Sarah I'm yours forever or till I win a RW competition So Forever it is
Lee the Pea wrote (see)
Never mind eh, Sarah. If he gets too troublesome, there is always Dignitas...
*sits on street corner with scabby dog on a rope and filthy blanket (through choice of course)* Can I have some chuuuuuurreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetho please??? ...and can I have a wee glass of reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoch-ha too? Mooooooochas grassy-ass
When was the last time you heard a spaniard put a "b" in cerveza?? I'm not saying I speaka de lingo but I know you dont pronounce it like that!!
Who needs to dump a body in the woods when you've got a chain saw and a frying pan?
North London Runner wrote (see)
Me parece el norte de londres hombre es correcto-verdad? (no dictionary required)
Me parece que el hombre del norte de Londres tiene razón, ¿verdad?
Sorry, couldn't help myself. But he's right about 'chorizo' and 'cerveza':
Dear old lady with the i-pod,
Please look before you cross the road. I know you are blissfully unaware of your mistake and I appreciate that we will all be old and crap one day, but my bike and I didn't enjoy eating dirt as we swerved to avoid you. And I looked decidedly unprofessional in my meeting covered in blood.
Dear city slick tyres,
I'm changing you for nobblies you useless feckers!
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