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11/09/2010 at 11:34
slowfoot wrote (see)
sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

Dear Certain Someone.

I adore you, please marry me.


OK I'm yours


11/09/2010 at 12:00
Nam wrote (see)
*pads off to distribute free tscherrizzo to the homeless cos it's a lifestyle choice everyone should have access to*

Lee the Pea    pirate
11/09/2010 at 15:22
*sits on street corner with scabby dog on a rope and filthy blanket (through choice of course)*

Can I have some chuuuuuurreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetho please???

...and can I have a wee glass of reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoch-ha too? Mooooooochas grassy-ass
Nam
11/09/2010 at 15:29

Of course Ma'am...

*looks at grassy-ass*

It's all part of the service as part of our lifestyle choice platinum programme....

*feeds tschorrizzo to dog*

Lee the Pea    pirate
11/09/2010 at 15:32
*eats dog*

Mmmmmm, tschorrizzo

You still checking out my ass???
11/09/2010 at 15:35

Sarah

 I'm yours forever or till I win a RW competition  So Forever it is 

Lee the Pea    pirate
11/09/2010 at 15:40
Never mind eh, Sarah. If he gets too troublesome, there is always Dignitas...

Edited: 11/09/2010 at 15:41
11/09/2010 at 15:44

Oh

Lea I'll get NLR to train with you if you carry on like this!!

11/09/2010 at 15:46
No, I live in North London so he's mine..........<img /><img />
11/09/2010 at 16:37
slowfoot wrote (see)

Sarah

 I'm yours forever or till I win a RW competition  So Forever it is 


Lee the Pea wrote (see)
Never mind eh, Sarah. If he gets too troublesome, there is always Dignitas...

Who needs Dignitas when you can do a DIY jobbie at home?
11/09/2010 at 16:55
Lee the Pea wrote (see)
*sits on street corner with scabby dog on a rope and filthy blanket (through choice of course)* Can I have some chuuuuuurreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetho please??? ...and can I have a wee glass of reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoch-ha too? Mooooooochas grassy-ass

Stop talking scottish, you know us Londoners can't understand
11/09/2010 at 17:11
Me parece el norte de londres hombre es correcto-verdad? (no dictionary required)
Lee the Pea    pirate
11/09/2010 at 17:12
Ah, but then you have to deal with the mess Sarah. At least at Dignitas they shove you in to a bin bag and straight into a skip...saves you having to roll a body up in a carpet to disguise it, and then you've got the worry about having to dump it in the woods after dark.

Whessht FF, ye ken fine whit am sayin
11/09/2010 at 17:50
ok nice and easy so even the tickies can understand.......ch is pronounced ch as in chop in all spanish. The c that makes the th sound in Castillian spanish is made when the c is followed by an i or an e. As in cerveza pronounced ther- bay-thah. So in no way can it be thureezzo
11/09/2010 at 18:16

WHAT?

When was the last time you heard a spaniard put a "b" in cerveza?? I'm not saying I speaka de lingo but I know you dont pronounce it like that!!

11/09/2010 at 18:18

Who needs to dump a body in the woods when you've got a chain saw and a frying pan?

Steak, anyone?

Lee the Pea    pirate
11/09/2010 at 19:00
I HATE to admit it hun, but NLR is right. 'V' is pronounced like a 'B' so it is ther-bey-tha for beer.

Fear not though, in general, he's usually wrong

Sarah, have you ever read any Stuart MacBride books? Hehehehe. I do like steak right enough...
11/09/2010 at 19:20
Well we shall agree to disagree in the case of cerveca
11/09/2010 at 21:08
North London Runner wrote (see)
Me parece el norte de londres hombre es correcto-verdad? (no dictionary required)

Me parece que el hombre del norte de Londres tiene razón, ¿verdad?

Sorry, couldn't help myself. But he's right about 'chorizo' and 'cerveza':


/cho-ree-tho/

/ther-be-tha/

Dear old lady with the i-pod,

Please look before you cross the road. I know you are blissfully unaware of your mistake and I appreciate that we will all be old and crap one day, but my bike and I didn't enjoy eating dirt as we swerved to avoid you. And I looked decidedly unprofessional in my meeting covered in blood.

Az
x

Dear city slick tyres,

I'm changing you for nobblies you useless feckers!

Az
x

11/09/2010 at 21:09
To the neighbours playing music full blast in the garden SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP
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