A chance to get it off your chest
You were crap. Why state on you're website you're "flexible" when, in practice, your bored reception staff can't be arsed to accommodate anyone outside your ONE hour weekend opening???
You're a star. Thank you. x
To the stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid (and more times stupid than I can say) man who was in the roundabout today.
If you get into a roundabout and realise that you have missed the exit and gone the wrong way, you do NOT, repeat NOT, reverse back around the roundabout trying to reach the exit that you missed. Especially not when you are driving a camper van with four bikes on the back and towing a trailer. How the feck I managed to avoid crashing into you, and the cars behind me, managed to avoid crashing into me and each other - dog knows.
All I can say is that we must be much better drivers than you, Feckwit.
To the Hampshire Fire Service, Search and Rescue Unit Team driving along the M3 today.
I can only say that I am glad that I don't need to be searched and rescued, because if I had to rely on the team driving your van today, I doubt whether I'd be either searched or rescued. They appeared completely lost, judging by the number of lane changes and conflicting use of indicators - it was like Times Square on New Year's Eve. If they couldn't find their way off the motorway, even with all those big, big signs, what hope is there for anyone lost out in the wilds, without similar signs to point the way?
No way Jeepers!!
I did once hear of a story where a friend of a friend was learning to drive. The driving instructor told her to go right at the roundabout. So she did just that, got to the roundabout & went anti-clockwise round it!
Dear National Savings
The reason I never set up that online account is that it wouldn't accept the password I wanted to use. It's a particular combination of numbers and letters that is imprinted on my brain for reasons I don't need to go into here. It scores as very secure in these online password raters. But your site wouldn't accept it so I decided not to set up an account and instead just buy Premium Bonds with my debit card as before.
I last bought some Bonds a few months back in the usual way, online, with my card.
Today it demands that I log onto my secure account but of course I never set it up all the way. Okay then, I'll ignore that and use the card. Can't do that. Have to phone you for help. I do that and I'm told that I must have an online account, and now I have to write to you with all my details and you'll send me out another temporary password so I suppose I have to go through the whole rigmarole again.
Never mind, can I buy some over the phone now? No I can't. So how come I could last time? Because the system will only let me do it once before it makes me use the secure online account. Wtf?
TODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH YOU NUMPTIES. So I now have to wait another month. I just know that had I bought today, I would've scored that special bond that wins me the million.
Ernie, me old mate, you are in danger of becoming not worth the hassle.
k8greene wrote (see)
My mother has done that several times when I've been in the car, so gawd knows how often when I haven't been there. She has also driven up the wrong side of a dual carriageway and when I screamed she did a u-turn and drove up the other side the wrong way. Luckily it was in the city centre and very late on a Sunday night so it wasn't busy .....
Dear woman behind me in bank queue
You standing there tutting and sighing did not make me or the bank teller go any quicker. If you had wanted to be in front of me you should have been in there before me. I only took up about 4 mins of your time anyway.
The flounce when you felt you'd been waiting too long was entertaining for all of us though
Tickled Pink wrote (see)
No idea who she was, TP?
Jeepers wrote (see)
Tickled Pink wrote (see)No idea who she was, TP?
Wahoo - I'm going to be a daddy!
Oh Fuck - I'm going to be a daddy!
It's our first and it's a bit sooner than we expected!
I'm really excited about it all, but so nervous as well... it's such a big event, things will never be the same again.
Just wish my Dad was here for it all.. It's been 15yrs since he died
Congratulations, Ken! Here's something for you:
That's great Ken - shouldn't it be on the "bloody brilliant" thread though?
Dear man with surfboard and giant rucksack with interesting "skateboard" extension. You were ovbiously going to have a fantastic holiday somewhere but do you think getting the tube in rush hour was really such a good idea?
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