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31/08/2010 at 09:42

Why sir/madam, do you feel it necessary to drive RIGHT UP MY CHUFF??? I am exceeding the speed limit anyway i am not going any faster than this and if you don't f*ck off soon i will get very angry and you will know about it. You ignorant useless f*cking driver, people like you shouldn't be allowed on the roads and you are a tool of the highest order P155 OFF!!!

Yes what is wrong with a good rant. Is way better out than it is festering inside. Not a bad thing at all imo.

31/08/2010 at 09:49

Oh and why Mr Speedo (nice look by the way), do you feel it necessary to splash everyone in slight whilst you are "training" and by training I mean you are doing a max of 4 lengths stopping and walking to the middle of the pool - WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??? So everyone can look at you and see how brilliant you are??? You are not brilliant, your technique SUCKS and consists of being very splashy and not being able to swim in a straight line, no i am not going to smile at you, I am here every day and on the one day that i see you you really grind my gears. You are inconsistent with your drills and the whole standing about with your hands on your hips - you may as well do a wee in the pool as you look like you want to OWN IT! I am not impressed by your use of the float and I am PARTICULARLY unimpressed by your butterfly technique, this is a 20 metre pool that is usually quite busy - USE YOUR BRAIN YOU F**KING PILLOCK!!

Bugger off somewhere else and GET OUT OF THE FAST LANE!!!!!

31/08/2010 at 09:51
I like to be Imelda at weekends.
31/08/2010 at 10:13
I never really loved you. You were lazy in bed and a lousy kisser. You and your friends are all boring druggy alcoholics and I'm so relieved I don't have to hang out with them anymore. I got so tired of you disapproving of my taste in music, tv and hobbies. I blanked you in the street the other day because I was looking great and didn't want to be seen next to a loser. We could be friends but actually I can't be arsed.
Lee the Pea    pirate
31/08/2010 at 11:28
LP84 wrote (see)
I never really loved you. You were lazy in bed and a lousy kisser. You and your friends are all boring druggy alcoholics and I'm so relieved I don't have to hang out with them anymore. I got so tired of you disapproving of my taste in music, tv and hobbies. I blanked you in the street the other day because I was looking great and didn't want to be seen next to a loser. We could be friends but actually I can't be arsed.

I bet a lot of people could have written a version of that Hee hee hee

JW, I bet if that guy is smiling at you and wanderng about aimlessly in the pool trying to be impressive, he actually fancies you and is trying to get your attention, mwah ha ha ha ha.

31/08/2010 at 14:24

Dear bloke at work,

I know you have been through a messy divorce and she took the kids and the house and your car and the dog

but please, that doesn't mean you should stop washing

BO is not a fashion accessory

31/08/2010 at 14:48

Dear people living opposite me

I appreciate that your daughter visits regularly, but that doesn't mean she needs to park on the road opposite my drive meaning I have to perform a complex 67 point manoeuvre to get on and off my own driveway.

Why can't she park 100 yards away just like everyone else?

Lots of love,

Your neighbour over the road, who has accidently reversed into another car which parked there before 

PS. I will miss you when you move house.

31/08/2010 at 14:55

I really fancy a woman that I used to work with, and have found out that she is now getting back with her ex. That's after I spent ages trying to get off with her.

Why didn't she tell me I was wasting my time in the first place.

31/08/2010 at 15:04

Dear Snails

Stop eating  my bloody plants

31/08/2010 at 15:10

Dear 'unexpected item in the bagging area' lady,

There is nothing IN the bagging area aside from the items I have already, legally, scanned.

I am no grocery thief so I do not expect to be treated like one.

Edited: 31/08/2010 at 15:10
31/08/2010 at 15:20

Dear lady in fron of my in the shop. Why did you feel it necessary to take a plastic bag to put your one pint of milk and a newspaper in? especially as you were only carriying them out the shop to get into a car parked immediately outside. I'd understand if it was going to be difficult to carry the items without a bag, but seeing as you managed to carry them from the shelf to the checkout, couldn't you have managed to 5 metres from the counter to the car? The world is being over run with plastic bags, which clog up rivers and take years to biodegrade and they really should be only used when necassray.

(and don't get me started on the people who seem to think a bunch of bananas needs to go in one of the see through bags in the supermarket.....erm why??????????????????)

31/08/2010 at 15:28

Your constant attempts at humour and sarcasm are nothing but an embarrassment. Your misogyny, homophobia and racism illustrate your many, deeply held  irrational fears. Stop reading the Daily Express, it is not a newspaper. You are permitted access into my home because of your relationship with my husband and only because of that. Oh and I I did not 'catch' him, he chased me.

Finally, if you tell me off for swearing in my own home once more, I may well lose my legndary patience and tell you all this. So far I have resisted doing so because I do not wish to cause my husband any distress.

31/08/2010 at 15:30
Dear colleague

I very much appreciate your assistance whilst our department is short-staffed.  However, reguargitating your food is not normal and throwing up into a mug whilst sitting at a desk is not healthy.

Would you please go and see a doctor as you're making me feel quite ill on a daily basis, which given that I'm currently experiencing the ongoing joys of pregnancy-related sickness I could do without.
31/08/2010 at 15:32

Drivers - get your indicators fixed, otherwise pedestrians crossing side roads may get run over when you unexpectedly turn across the front of them.

Cyclists - get off the pavements, especially when you're cycling beside roads which have cycle paths!

31/08/2010 at 15:43
katieJane, that made me feel sick just reading about it. Shouldn't you say something to your / their manager? It's beyond disgusting.
31/08/2010 at 15:47

The end of my willy gets ever so chilly when I run in winter - just the end bit

I'm always nice and toasty everywhere else

Not a rant but something I never thought I'd be able to say

RWMS

31/08/2010 at 15:48
have to agree with TB there KJ, that is not on at all!!!
31/08/2010 at 15:53
To the oldish (probably early 60s) women in the changing room - the last thing I was to see after a session in the gym and particularly first thing in the morning is you talcing your twinkle. I applaude your body confidence but really no one else needs to see it - at least turn away from everyone else love - Bleurgh!
31/08/2010 at 15:55
"Your call is important to us, so please hang on until one of our operators is free" - grrrr!
31/08/2010 at 15:57
Devoted2Distance wrote (see)

Dear 'unexpected item in the bagging area' lady,

There is nothing IN the bagging area aside from the items I have already, legally, scanned.


I know what you mean!  I always get "The system could not verify your bags"
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