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10/01/2013 at 14:20

+1 for that Rickster,
Cool when your 14 (apparently) , not when your 41

11/01/2013 at 14:56

Dear film makers:

Stop telling me that your film is like other films. It makes me less likely to see them not more - why do I want to pay twice to see the same film?

Leave that sort of thing to Amazon. 

14/01/2013 at 09:18

Where's my money?!?

The goods never showed up and I'm fed up of having to chase you for every single update. Interesting that by the time you had replied it was too late to refund my credit card and you gave me credit on your crappy website instead. Maybe you don't actually have anything to sell and you make your money by not sending refunds.

You shower of cockwombles!!!!

14/01/2013 at 09:29

Dear Manager Man,

Please do not introduce new people to the department and explain everytime the loss of all my hair is due to dealing with customers.  The last 4 years i have shaved  what little there was and my wife likes it and that means i get more sex than you. 

Stop being s dick.

14/01/2013 at 10:07

You go out every night and get drunk and you have had 6 weeks to complete 3 pieces of practice coursework. So stop moaning on Facebook that you had 3 pieces of coursework to do last night that has to be handed in today, which meant that you couldn't go out last night. It's your own fault for leaving it until the last minute. I had mine finished over a week ago, so ha ha ha! 

14/01/2013 at 10:16
Cheshercat wrote (see)

Dear Manager Man,

Please do not introduce new people to the department and explain everytime the loss of all my hair is due to dealing with customers.  The last 4 years i have shaved  what little there was and my wife likes it and that means i get more sex than you. 

Stop being s dick.

LOL - you really should tell him that 

14/01/2013 at 17:02

Is it wise to discuss with your friend the fact that your mother-in-law believes that you're having an affair with your male friend and that you went out for the night with him and you came home and your husband was crying and you had a long discussion about how you could never have an affair with him and you hate your mother-in-law and you've never felt rich, clever or good enough to fit in with his family and...and...and............and all in front of your 4 year old little girl and your friend's little girl who both sat there taking it all in !!

14/01/2013 at 20:28

Bloody chafing!  I can't be doing with chafing at this low mileage.  What's it going to be like when I start increasing the distance?

14/01/2013 at 23:02
Was it wrong to watch Embarrassing Fat Bodies while I was on the treadmill?
15/01/2013 at 00:04

If you're going to fire me - just get some balls together and do it. I've been working my ASS off the past week to save the project from going under and if it does - it's not because i didnt try hard enough.

16/01/2013 at 10:38

Dear Media:

If a person is is hospital because a helicopter landed on them they are not "critically ill" they are "critically injured".

16/01/2013 at 10:56

legs - I said we were doing hills last night, so at the very least you should have been expecting a tough session. There is no need to send pain signals every time I stand up today.

16/01/2013 at 11:29

Shortish people with umbrellas in busy pedestrian areas. Yes, we know its snowing heavily. Yes, we know that an umbrella will reduce the amount of snow that gets on you. However, do you realise that as you ponce your way through the crowds of people that you umbrella is at the same height as other people's heads and eyes ? And unless these people take evading action you are likely to injure someone ? I suppose you dont even care do you ? If you continue to think that you own the pavements and charge straight at me with your umbrella and it bashes into me then I will get hold of that umbrella and shove it where the sun dont shine. Sort it

16/01/2013 at 15:26

Dear conspiracy theorists:

Jesus, you really are thick! A Helicopter hit a crane on a very tall building in fog and crashed. It was nothing to do with terrorism, or MI6, or aliens in human form, or zombies or vampires or anything else. Please take your tinfoil hats off and calm down.

Iron Pingu    pirate
16/01/2013 at 16:09


16/01/2013 at 21:49

Carterusm, as a short person I refuse to use an umbrella for that very reason.  I don't see the need for them anyway.  Its only water and we don't dissolve

16/01/2013 at 22:06

For f*** sake woman, stop moaning about how hard your life is all the time and just get on with it! We know you travel here by train every day and have to get up early to get here. Nobody made you come here. We're not in the least bit interested in listening to you moaning and complaining on all the time. Either shut up or leave!

17/01/2013 at 00:40

Dear Lance, ok, I forgive you, now say 50 hail marys and get into marathon running.

17/01/2013 at 17:47

We have a major problem.  Some of us are trying to find a workable solution.  Telling me that it isn't possible and blocking me at every turn with potential problems isn't productive. 

Oh, and by the way, if you continue to try to tell me that my job is pointless and that I can't bring anything constructive to this discussion (this was aimed at the post, and not me specifically) then I might just have to bring it to everyone else attention how obstructive you are being.

Since when was Eeyore a cockwomble anyway?

19/01/2013 at 10:28

Dearest beloved, why do you sit in the coldest room in the house? You turn the heating up so that everywhere else is too hot and I wind up with a headache and feeling pants. Please just turn the little heater by your side on. that's what it's there for.
Your ever loving. xx

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