Things you want to say but can't

FF - I'm suspecting chinese balls

So full of spite - I pity you

I'm really sorry that I had a complete moan at you about your country. I mean - every country has drivers who cant park/drive etc.... but in all seriousness - the french cannot park, the british lanehog and the belgians have no idea that the speedo goes above 120kph.

 Sorry I've been a way. Dear high ranking Tory MP's who where boo'd It was funny as hell but why did you feel you could smile while the people where doing it.

You should have had at least a sense of shame about why you where being booed this had nothing to do with politics in general or the lack of money and job's in this country at the moment if had everything to do with the fact you had taken the benifit's from the poorest and most vulnerable people in the uk and then had the stupidity to go the the paralympic games thinking that the same people and there families would some how feel anything other that disgust towards yourselves. If you looked very carefully other Tory minister's where not booed that was because they had nothing to do with the policies you are despised for and havn't forced disabled people into a position where they cannot pay there rent or live independently from there families. Which is even more stupid because it means they are more lively to be unemployable and a bigger burden on the state which many people in business call a false economy. Yes business the thing you claim to be good at.

Just remember it's the big society and we are all in this together. t*ssor's.

It's taken weeks to get this extra data migrated and copied as it fell foul of a complicated change process and stalled while the Project Manager was on leave. And now it turns out some of the data is missing. But the person who did the export is on leave and not due back for another 10 days. And no one else appears to know how the process works so they might not be able to work out what went wrong.

*sighs*

I really don't want to tell the customer that they might have to wait another 2 weeks for this to be sorted

Listen up princess. It's not all about you and you are not the only person in the universe around whom everything and everyone else orbits. That said, you do have a legitimate grievance and your managers have not handled this well. But if you're going to indulge in long "it's all so unfair" rants, you're going to waste everyone's time including mine. So my advice to you is this: be nice to them because you want them to do something for you, and the less you say the better. Got that? I hope so.

 Muttley is the the joy of being the rep? Take deep breaths.

Indeed so, Cake. It's hard to help those who won't listen and help themselves. This meeting could be a toe-curling one unless she keeps her tongue under control 

Just remember there is always someone to blame even when there isn't it's human nature to think it's not my fault therefore it must be x y or z. 

When there clearly is someone to blame just count to 10 and make sure they don't talk themselves out of being helped you will get your reward in heaven or down the pub.

Sometimes I wish that I recorded conversations that we have so I can play them back so you realise what a douschbag you are.

Emmy_bug wrote (see)

Sometimes I wish that I recorded conversations that we have so I can play them back so you realise what a douschbag you are.

Ditto

 My god your tall

Many thanks Lloyds bank for charging me interest on payments already made and cleared my credit card before the due date.  I was impressed by your securty checks that should give my security password i did not know i had 

As i failed a security check do not tell me to go to go to the local branch that is closed. 

if you have charged my the £1.73 interest i will close my account as you stole from me.   & I'll be pissed me off and it will wind me up until i get this sorted.

You are a complete shit head in dealing with people & next time you ring to offer your services i will not give you any info confirming who i am cause you ALREADY have it, you RANG me.  Bastards

This is a small room with basic facilities. It's in a fairly modern block but it is still a little bit tatty round the edges. It's been well lived in by previous occupants. Yes, it does have en-suite and utility bills are included ... but £4,000 for the academic year? That's £100 a week!

And let's be clear - you're not exactly a Russell Group or Ivy League outfit, are you?

Every year and freshers' week you can smell your prey a mile off, can't you? And you know damn well that either the student loan or, more likely, the bank of mum and dad will pick up the tab.

Harrumph!

This is a shared office with a shared printer. Please don't just take every piece of paper that's been printed and assume it's yours. Other people print things too, and I think you'll find that in amongst your paperwork is an article on urinary incontinence in pregnancy that you weren't expecting

Wow, a paper on pregnancy that you weren't expecting.  The forces girl could have done with reading that

Ha. You haven't beaten me. And I sat in that meeting across the table and you couldn't scare me. F**k you.

I don't know what to do. You say "you seriously recommend not doing it". What does that really mean? Does it mean that if I go against you - you'll fire me? or you'll make my life even more difficult?

I'm in between a rock and hard place and i'm being indecisive and stupid.

People who camp out for a new phone - talk about fucked up priorities its just a phone it surely can't deserve a week out of anyone normals life

Twitter - needy needy needy I mean people boast about how many strangers follow them - to me interested strangers are just creepy