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25/01/2013 at 21:26

Dear Gas company whose name begins with British. I don't know why you have sent me a cheque for the best part of £400 *.  As far as I was concerned, we didn't pay you for a year as we never got bills, but at the end of the year I rang you, gave you meter readings and payed what you said we owed. But I'm not going to quibble it's going straight into the bank.

Dear electric company whose many starts with Southern. How on earth do we owe you £1000 for 3 months electric?! That said as it appears we do, and my partner and I are liable for 2/5 of it, I know where that cheque from British Gas is going!

* I have on theory and I hope it's wrong. I suspect I will get a letter from same company saying, "You haven't payed your electricity bill, it comes for £366!

25/01/2013 at 21:59

Mental health care in this country is utter bollocks. 

26/01/2013 at 19:13

Agreed Bookie.

Dear hog roast company.  Thank you for making my day by using my own GF bread when making your lovely rolls and not charging me full price

27/01/2013 at 09:33

Ok so you're family in some way, I sat next to you all night and I know you'll never work due to your back, but at 25 this is not realistic get off your fat arse and put up with it, go earn a f*****g living you scrounger, and last of all don't complain to me that you can't afford a holiday for your kids (on MY TAX !) when you drank more than anyone last night - Fuming!!

28/01/2013 at 14:57

Dear weather: please make your bl**dy mind up. In the last hour my umbrella has been up and down like a Frenchman's trousers!

28/01/2013 at 15:49

To the sports shop who's name contains the words Direct and Sport but not necessarily in that order.

When you ask me if I want to pay by PalPay, or similar, and I say yes, you kindly directed me to the said PalPay, or similar, page. I entered my password as normal but you said you were unable to process the payment at this time. A short while later I tried again with the same result. As such, I decided to pay using my debit card and this process was lovely and seemless. 

Imagine my surprise when PalPay, or similar, send me not one but TWO emails to say that YOU now have TWO payments for the item I purchased PLUS another payment that you took using my debit card.

When you have a Contact Us page it is normal to display a telephone number where customers (those people who you are supposed to be providing a service too) can ring you. When I then write a message to you on the Contact Form I do NOT expect all my text to suddenly disappear and I have to write it again. And when I have written it again I expect you to contact me on the details I provided to try and resolve the problem YOU have caused. I would also have expected you to contact me upon receipt of the two emails I then sent you or at least send some sort of acknowledgement.

I now realise why your prices are so cheap. Your system is crap and you obviously employ monkeys in your call centres.

I dont expect you to resolve this issue overnight even though I have sent you 3 emails cancelling this, and another order, I have recently placed. On the contrary, I expect you will deliver the items and then expect me to return them to you, where I will no doubt incur postage costs, before you refund me the money you have taken without my authorisation. I also expect that when you eventually do get round to refunding my money it will take 4 working days to clear my account unlike the instant clearance you can perform when you are actually taking money from me.

 

28/01/2013 at 16:43

Dear Grauniad,

If I have to read one more article about what "is" and "isn't" "feminist" I will scream.

I regard myself as a feminist and as far as I am concerned it is about equality and freedom of choice. It isn't about whether to wear f*cking high heels or not. And, while there are REAL issues that still need to be addressed, like the sort of genuine discrimination women face in India, you seem to promote the idea that there is some sort of gender war going on - from what I see in my life day to day there really isn't.

FFS sake find something else to write about!

29/01/2013 at 08:20

So, you have finally responded to my email but you have completely ignored it's contents. 'I want to cancel both orders' does not mean ' we have dispatched your orders'. I do not want your goods and I do not want to deal with you again. Get it sorted

29/01/2013 at 13:41

Dear unnamed government department who deal with the country's Revenue and Customs duties

If I bother to write to you to give you notice of deductible expenses incurred and charitable givings, please have the courtesy to 1: record this on my file and do something about it without me call you three times to chase, 2: Call me back more than once to discuss it without leaving a hugely cryptic voicemail message, 3: Send the letter that you proimsed, 4: Calculate my overpayments and underpayments correctly, and even calculating how much my tax code should have moved because of the expenses and gift aid correctly, and 5: Just give me my f@cking money, to misquote an enobled Irishman.  I now have to go through 8 years of records to recalculate payments and liabilities to work out exactly what they have taken, when they have taken it and why, and the differences between the 2.  I am so so glad that I now have to do the calculation for them on an annual basis, and take that little right out of their hands.  Useless b@st@rds.

Edited: 29/01/2013 at 13:41
29/01/2013 at 14:41

"I have a PPI claim amount of 10 million pounds with your name on it blah blah blah"

... That's odd because I've never had a PPI policy, I have a knuckle sandwich with your name on it.

29/01/2013 at 15:03
Demon Barber wrote (see)

"I have a PPI claim amount of 10 million pounds with your name on it blah blah blah"

... That's odd because I've never had a PPI policy, I have a knuckle sandwich with your name on it.

Ah yes, that old one.  I got called up by a real live human being on one of them, and she was lovely.  She talked me through everything about where they get their information from, and she freely admitted that they had no information and none of them did, so their 'you are entitled' was pure speculation.  I was a bit concerned that I had forgotten about something that I had done, but I was always very careful to say no to PPI.

29/01/2013 at 15:10

I spoke to a person, a bloke actually and that was basically his patter. That he wanted to send me an imaginary cheque for a figure they had made up, but first we would need to discuss my "details" or more specifically my imaginary PPI policy which we soon established I didn't have. Because it was imaginary.

I actually told this bloke that I didn't have PPI so he was wasting his time, and if I did have a PPI claim I wouldn't need a management company to sort it, I could go directly to the Bank concerned and deal through them or actually the Ombudsmen for free.

He didn't have much else to add.. my voodoo was stronger.

30/01/2013 at 10:36

Eric Pickles, you are a fat tw*t!

30/01/2013 at 10:58

I wrote to Eric Pickles recently, asking him to intervene in a local issue that's under his remit as a minister. 

He didn't reply. 

Perhaps offering him free weight management advice was an offer he could afford to refuse...

30/01/2013 at 11:06

In general I'm fed up with the whole "People are fat and happy, skinny people are miserable". No they're bloody not!!! If you call parking yourself on the setee crying into a creamy cake and wondering how you got to be like that in the first place being "happy" then I'm glad i'm not!!!. When I got into good shape, some of my fatter friends (blokes can be bitchy as well but in more back handed pretend to be concerned type of way) remarked "you look gaunt, are you ill?"... I will race you to the top of Kiln Hill (it's an epic climb in our town) and when you finally drag your lardy frame to the top, IF you manage to get to the summit, I will meet you up there and we can discuss who is really "ill".

30/01/2013 at 13:24
sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

I wrote to Eric Pickles recently, asking him to intervene in a local issue that's under his remit as a minister. 

He didn't reply. 

Perhaps offering him free weight management advice was an offer he could afford to refuse...

I so want to stick a fork in him, just to see if he deflates 

30/01/2013 at 13:36
Screamapillar wrote (see)
sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

I wrote to Eric Pickles recently, asking him to intervene in a local issue that's under his remit as a minister. 

He didn't reply. 

Perhaps offering him free weight management advice was an offer he could afford to refuse...

I so want to stick a fork in him, just to see if he deflates 

I just want to push him over to see if he bounces up again and them wobbles around a bit...

I had a chemistry teacher about that sort of size.  It was hilarious.

30/01/2013 at 13:43
Screamapillar wrote (see)
sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

I wrote to Eric Pickles recently, asking him to intervene in a local issue that's under his remit as a minister. 

He didn't reply. 

Perhaps offering him free weight management advice was an offer he could afford to refuse...

I so want to stick a fork in him, just to see if he deflates 

LOL! 

31/01/2013 at 13:01

Dear Lady Customer.

Sending through abusive e mails copied into the world pisses me off.  It is not my fault the chaps who came yesterday do not understand when i say goods will be with them at the end of the week.  

So lady, i now know your true colour and i do not like what i see. 

31/01/2013 at 21:41

So. We won the tribunal case and our guy was unfairly dismissed. The judge upheld nearly all of our arguments, which we had made very vocally at the time. But you ignored us. You thought you knew best. Because you are an arrogant bully. True justice would be him getting his job back and you being sacked but that is unlikely to happen. Still, you're going to have to pay out some serious compensation. And you've brought serious embarrassment to the corporation. Maybe your bosses will realize what a liability you are and push you out. Twat.

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