Things you want to say but can't - Page 714 - Clubhouse

Lee the Pea pirate

pirate

29/09/2012 at 18:07

So i go through to the living room to say i'm feeling shit and have been trying to sleep, and then close the door, i'm not sure why you need to open the door, go to another room, shout back through then LEAVE THE FUCKING DOOR OPEN AGAIN!!!!! Argggggggggggggggggggg

mrs. hog - mousey

30/09/2012 at 09:20

You are a rude ignorant twat. You don't even see it.

Muttley

01/10/2012 at 10:09

I have said this before but it bears repeating.

I am not going to the karaoke evening. I am happy to attend the conference and all that but as for karaoke - I would rather bathe in boiling oil while pulling off my toenails one by one. I plead the Meat Loaf defence - "I'll do anything for you but I won't do that."

I hope that's clear and it is not up for negotiation.

booktrunk

02/10/2012 at 00:00

why does everyone but my OH say how well my running is going. He makes me feel like I am a complete failure and i'm wasting my time, and being selfish...

Agree a pick up time at the far end of a run and I say I have to run 50m further so he just walks off, expecting me to finish... Then turn round and run to catch up with him after just running 16k.

Grrrrr

Edited: 02/10/2012 at 00:01

Emmy H

02/10/2012 at 07:50

((Booktrunk)) that doesnt seem very nice of him.... if that was my OH he would of had an earfull. You're doing SOMETHING for yourself - how many things does he do that he expects your support on? It's give and take

Little Nemo - waving, not drowning!

02/10/2012 at 08:52

I didn't do your race as I was injured so why have you sent me Congratulations - You Did It! email?

G.G.

04/10/2012 at 14:24

I am extremely careful with what I eat, I run, cycle etc to keep fit and to keep my weight down. I normally ignore the cakes etc for people's birthdays but today decided I could treat myself to a cookie. First time in ages. So why did you have to make a huge deal about it? "Are you allowed to eat that?" "Just think of all those calories you'll have to run off tomorrow" ... Etc, etc...
Why single me out? Why not comment to the fat ones who are always first to the birthday cakes? Why not comment on the ones who've been up two or three times today? Why comment and get everyone's attention when I get something? Grrrr.

G.G.

04/10/2012 at 14:35

Feel I should explain the fat comment. There are a few people in my office who are overweight, diabetic, have high blood pressure and have been told they must lose weight for their health. Yet they are always the first to the cakes and no one says a word to them.

Wilkie

04/10/2012 at 15:15

G.G. it's probably because they feel a twinge of guilt/something everytime they stuff another cake in their gob and see you not doing so. And/or feel you are judging them (even though you're not).

When they see you eat something 'naughty' they take their revenge!

Just smile, and say you've got a long way to go to catch up to them

AgentGinger

04/10/2012 at 15:16

GG, I find a polite "fcuk off" does the trick.

Emmy H

04/10/2012 at 15:21

AgentGinger wrote (see)

GG, I find a polite "fcuk off" does the trick.

+1. I get comments made whenever i have a chocolate bar too... i just ignore it.

sarah the bookworm

04/10/2012 at 15:27

Being a sporty sort and a dietitian I get some very odd looks/comments from people if I dare eat chocolate in front of them. I take pleasure in it

Singleton

04/10/2012 at 16:04

I am not thin or fit because I'm "lucky".

You too can be "lucky" like me if you want - all you have to do is watch what you eat and drink and swim, bike and run for hours every week.

Edited: 04/10/2012 at 16:04

G.G.

04/10/2012 at 17:57

AgentGinger. That really made me laugh!

Seems I'm not the only one to get comments when I eat something 'naughty'.

Singleton wrote (see)

I am not thin or fit because I'm "lucky".

You too can be "lucky" like me if you want - all you have to do is watch what you eat and drink and swim, bike and run for hours every week.

+1 for this!

daisydoodoo

04/10/2012 at 18:08

'STAMPING MY FEET....IT'S NOT FAIR!!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!! I'M GOING TO SCREAM AND SCREAM UNTIL I'M SICK!!!!!!!'

Typing it really doesn't work...Thinking voodoo might be the answer...now where is that barbie doll?

booktrunk

06/10/2012 at 01:12

Oyy god, if you do exist what have I done to piss you off?

New alternator belt in car Monday
New washing machine Tuesday
New boiler fitted Thursday / Today
Woke up today my Arcam AV8 pre amp has died! Dead power supply.

SuperCaz

06/10/2012 at 09:52

You know what you have to do, just do it. Please

Dave The Ex- Spartan pirate

pirate

08/10/2012 at 15:34

Having just had to drive to the Post Office depot in town for the second time in a week to pick up a parcel, What is the point of the massive campaign, we will leave it with your neighbours if you are out ?

I was in both times, but you were too sodding lazy to press the fecking door bell !!!, so I dooubt you will bother to ring hers next door either.....

Muttley

09/10/2012 at 14:28

Thank you for sitting behind me at the conference hacking and sneezing with about 10 packs of Lemsip on the table in front of you. I now have your cold. It's not full-blown man flu so not enough to take time off work. But enough to drag me down and stop me from running. When I cannot run I become grumpy .

May a plague of camel fleas infest your pubes, you inconsiderate bastard.

Wilkie

09/10/2012 at 14:34

I think there was a coughing competition going on in my train carriage this morning