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02/02/2013 at 16:17

Imbosils?

 

02/02/2013 at 17:15

imbecile! sorry 

02/02/2013 at 17:52
Any particular French car manufacturer?
02/02/2013 at 22:15

Dear P & A,

I've not seen you for a while and had almost forgotten what lovely people you are, thank you for reminding me. And your daughter, who, despite having only met me twice in her life gave me a big hug and kiss when I left, is a real credit to you.

04/02/2013 at 00:07
The standard time that an average person should be able to run a half marathon is not 1hr30. Stupid smug Americans. Half of you have to wash yourself with a sponge on a stick.
04/02/2013 at 08:09
JT141 wrote (see)
The standard time that an average person should be able to run a half marathon is not 1hr30. Stupid smug Americans. Half of you have to wash yourself with a sponge on a stick.

PMSL 

04/02/2013 at 09:20

So you take a man with PTSD to a shooting range and you give him a gun. Only in America.....

04/02/2013 at 10:17

I've got a French car, a Peugeot. Mechanically it's alright but I think Frank Spencer must have put the electrics in the thing. Central locking with a life of it's own, dash warning lights coming on and going off without reason, oil level warning despite the fact it's full. The absolute "piece de resistance" happened in the Lion enclosure at Longleet safari park. Rear electric window failed causing the glass to slide all the way down leaving it effectively stuck wide open. I was sh**ting myself. I managed in the end to clamber over, grab the glass (I was inside of the car, sod getting out!!!), pull it into closed position and wedge it shut with a bit of the trim I managed to rip off in desperation. I had considered writing to Peugeot (how ironic that the badge is a bloody Lion!!?) about this but seeing as they are French I'm sure they couldn't have given two flying ones and certainly wouldn't have paid for new trousers. So I'm not sure what I would say to Peugeot. In the words or Karl "Idiot Abroad" Pilkington .. "arrrrggghh you fu****g t**ts.. arrrrgghhh!!!!"

04/02/2013 at 12:06

Dear male colleague that I shall politely call "strawberry blonde". That crimson jumper was lovely. But not on you.

04/02/2013 at 12:29
Cinders wrote (see)
Any particular French car manufacturer?

all of them they're in it together.

04/02/2013 at 20:23

Oh dear, I work for Peugeot and drive a Renault

05/02/2013 at 09:13

So, you're short, aggressive, AND you drive a French car, there's no hope for you

05/02/2013 at 09:46
Screamapillar wrote (see)

So you take a man with PTSD to a shooting range and you give him a gun. Only in America.....

Yup, I read about that story on a website which also told of a US soldier who shot his friend in order to cure his hiccups.

 (thought he would give him a scare by firing blanks.  Wasn't loaded with blanks.) Sad, but words fail.

05/02/2013 at 10:11
Dicky M wrote (see)
Screamapillar wrote (see)

So you take a man with PTSD to a shooting range and you give him a gun. Only in America.....

Yup, I read about that story on a website which also told of a US soldier who shot his friend in order to cure his hiccups.

 (thought he would give him a scare by firing blanks.  Wasn't loaded with blanks.) Sad, but words fail.

Cured his hiccups though! 

05/02/2013 at 13:03

Dear unknown but intelligent professional offie worker.  If you have a problem with moulting, please check the toilet seat for your moulted pubes before you leave the cubicle.  They're not the nicest thing to see upon your arrival...

Dear unrecognised but intelligent professional offie worker. how the f@ck can you not recognise that actually doorways and narrow passageways are for walking in, not for you to completely and utterly block up with your friends, chatting away, utterly oblivious to anyone around you.

05/02/2013 at 13:07

To the "friend" that has bothered their sorry ass contacting me twice in the last ten years after I gave up keeping in touch with them, no I don't want to spend £400/500 on a 40th birthday bash for you!

I might have been persuaded to have met up for a drink, or a meal in town. I will not be doing a night away, plus an vent, plus a hotel, plus a meal, so you and that bitch from hell you married can go enjoy your 40th in each others company since between you you've managed to pretty much piss off every friend you ever had, or are you both to self centred to have not noticed that one?

Edited: 05/02/2013 at 13:09
05/02/2013 at 14:49

Thanks EKGO

05/02/2013 at 15:33

I'm fed up of hearing about "thinking outside of the box" and "blue sky thinking".

Why don't we start by thinking inside the box? The last time I checked there was some pretty good stuff in their. Stuff that actually works, makes sense and makes money.

05/02/2013 at 15:49
It's nice that you come round the house to visit and stay. But there's little point you being here if you are staring at, texting or talking to your phone all evening. You're forty. Put the phone down, or I will throw it out the window.
06/02/2013 at 10:30

Dear X,

At 9.07 I send you an email with a reminder that we cannot implement a certain procedure until the end of the month (which you were informed of numerous times before the cut-off date).

At 10.24 you send an email asking me to do the very thing I have just told you we can't do.

Just how f*cking ignorant are you?

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