Things you want to say but can't

Nine days without a computer!  NINE DAYS!

Who's idea was it to let the only IT support guy go on holiday for a month?  Only two more weeks before he is back, but only one more day before the person who's computer I've nicked is back.  My job involves a computer 90% of the time so what exactly am I supposed to do next week?

Well if I say this on another thread or state one I will just be shouted at for all the number of times I’ve made jokes about the rivalry between Leeds andSheffield. I’m normally a checky southerner whose moved up north and liked it. Please don’t mistake this post for anything other than genuine.

DearLeedsfans Friday was a disgrace and wasn’t a isolated incident. Every club in the country has a minority of d*ckheads. Why some clubs have a higher minority than others is something that would probably make a good sociology PHD why there are some many with your away fans has always been a source of disgust to other folks but this is a new low.

From the pubs smashed up in the city centre the smashed up trams seats ripped out and general violence not even including the assault of the Wednesday goal keeper! While I still don’t agree that you should be banned from every away game you have to admit you have a problem and start to address it or it will just get worse.

This is not just a media that’s likes to sensationalize things it’s been a consistent problem for years and causes other d*ckheads to behave like animals when they come to Leed surely? I’ve know lots of people from leeds in the past and they are always lovely people so where are these chavy cock wombles coming from and can they stay there please?

Dear fellow owls fans regardless of what was going on there are some songs that shouldn’t be sung. You let yourselves down on Friday.

Why do so many people that post on internet forums claim to be dyslexic when challenged about their spelling ? 

Either: a) they are dyslexic, b) they believe themselves to be dyslexic, or c) they see it as a way of explaining poor spelling ability.

Whilst I much prefer well spelt, properly punctuated writing, being able to understand the content is far more important

Dicky M wrote (see)

Why do so many people that post on internet forums claim to be dyslexic when challenged about their spelling ? 

 Because we are 5% of the population.

Actually, between 2-15% depending on where on the spectrum you measure.

I've got either dyslexia or dyscalculia. Not sure which but definitely one of the three.

Cake wrote (see)

Well if I say this on another thread or state one I will just be shouted at for all the number of times I’ve made jokes about the rivalry between Leeds andSheffield. I’m normally a checky southerner whose moved up north and liked it. Please don’t mistake this post for anything other than genuine.

DearLeedsfans Friday was a disgrace and wasn’t a isolated incident. Every club in the country has a minority of d*ckheads. Why some clubs have a higher minority than others is something that would probably make a good sociology PHD why there are some many with your away fans has always been a source of disgust to other folks but this is a new low.

From the pubs smashed up in the city centre the smashed up trams seats ripped out and general violence not even including the assault of the Wednesday goal keeper! While I still don’t agree that you should be banned from every away game you have to admit you have a problem and start to address it or it will just get worse.

This is not just a media that’s likes to sensationalize things it’s been a consistent problem for years and causes other d*ckheads to behave like animals when they come to Leed surely? I’ve know lots of people from leeds in the past and they are always lovely people so where are these chavy cock wombles coming from and can they stay there please?

Dear fellow owls fans regardless of what was going on there are some songs that shouldn’t be sung. You let yourselves down on Friday.

+1

Cake, I used to love football.

But a combination of big money, the stinking attitudes of fans and players, posturing by managers, UEFA corruption and the fact that the sport is downright f*cking rotten to the core means that I now don't even watch the scores at 4.45 on a Saturday. I have no idea where my team are in the league. I no longer care. 

Never thought I'd say this but football is dead as far a I'm concerned. Watching the Olympics and Paralympics put the final nail in the coffin.

I'm more of a cricket fan these days.

Muttley wrote (see)

I've got either dyslexia or dyscalculia. Not sure which but definitely one of the three.

 

Lol

If you are coming to a tutorial by me, make sure you go through the material you were given to study beforehand otherwise I WILL be picking on your for the whole two hours.

£500 excess for reparing the ceiling where water is leaking in!!!!!! - yes, I read the f*cking policy but as it was clear as sh1t I never picked up on this and obviously misunderstood the terms you smug b1tch!. I'm not that f*cking sad that I'm going to read 56 pages of policy bullsh1t over until I have a full and detailed understanding of it. No I don't know if it's coming through the roof or from a pipe, if I did I would have told you that! It's the family room, not the living room, not the kitchen, it's a f*cking room with a ceiling, what difference does it make?!?!?!

Sorry for swearing! Hope it's okay writing this here, I didn't want to say that to the woman on the phone as my call was being recorded, hope she's a forumite and reads this 

Muttley wrote (see)

I've got either dyslexia or dyscalculia. Not sure which but definitely one of the three.

 

Bad dog!

1. Dear headphones, thank you for suddenly giving up the ghost today. My new ones are much better 

2. Dear weather people, it is not 16c and unseasonably warm in London today because if it was my breath would not have been visible when I went out at lunchtime.

3. Dear "destiny", if you could just let me know what the purpose of this person entering into my life is I'd be grateful because at the moment I don't know and I really can't work out if they are worth the effort.

Thank you 

It is impossible to be happy if you are made to feel like a constant source of frustration. Just saying. 

Thank you so much for allowing me to work with norovirus. It's an experience that I have already been able to add to my CV and not one that I wished to repeat. It would have been far nicer to have gone shopping but that wasn't to be. I only hope that no one missed out because of it.

You really didn't mean to send that text to me did you

I've had enough.  Obviously not too much, so don't worry, but definitely enough.  Enough that I don't want any more.  No more.  Enough.

Screamapillar wrote (see)

Cake wrote (see)

Well if I say this on another thread or state one I will just be shouted at for all the number of times I’ve made jokes about the rivalry between Leeds andSheffield. I’m normally a checky southerner whose moved up north and liked it. Please don’t mistake this post for anything other than genuine.

DearLeedsfans Friday was a disgrace and wasn’t a isolated incident. Every club in the country has a minority of d*ckheads. Why some clubs have a higher minority than others is something that would probably make a good sociology PHD why there are some many with your away fans has always been a source of disgust to other folks but this is a new low.

From the pubs smashed up in the city centre the smashed up trams seats ripped out and general violence not even including the assault of the Wednesday goal keeper! While I still don’t agree that you should be banned from every away game you have to admit you have a problem and start to address it or it will just get worse.

This is not just a media that’s likes to sensationalize things it’s been a consistent problem for years and causes other d*ckheads to behave like animals when they come to Leed surely? I’ve know lots of people from leeds in the past and they are always lovely people so where are these chavy cock wombles coming from and can they stay there please?

Dear fellow owls fans regardless of what was going on there are some songs that shouldn’t be sung. You let yourselves down on Friday.

+1

Cake, I used to love football.

But a combination of big money, the stinking attitudes of fans and players, posturing by managers, UEFA corruption and the fact that the sport is downright f*cking rotten to the core means that I now don't even watch the scores at 4.45 on a Saturday. I have no idea where my team are in the league. I no longer care. 

Never thought I'd say this but football is dead as far a I'm concerned. Watching the Olympics and Paralympics put the final nail in the coffin.

I'm more of a cricket fan these days.

Screamy a rather sad  +1 to this ..... this is the first year in more than I care to remember that I have not got my season ticket, and as a result I haven't even been to a game yet ... not sure why (but probably a combination of the things you list) but the old passion just seems to have died for the game.

It is sad Bruce  

Having said that I definitely feel better for not getting involved with it. If the OH wants to watch a game I'll do something else. He didn't believe I'd do it at first but I think it's beginning to sink in now.

I'm just hoping the whole business with Kevin Pietersen doesn't mean that cricket is going the same way - I doubt it though. 

I hope your new girlfriend makes you wonderfully happy.......and then promptly runs off with someone else......and then you'll know how it feels.  Sigh.