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01/02/2013 at 13:25
Demon Barber wrote (see)

WOW. That really is an impressive car. I love how you've taken a seemingly ordinary Citroen Saxo and stuck bits of fibre glass and stickers all over the bodywork so now it looks almost like a toy racing car!!!

I love how you have had the car lowered so that everyone has to queue up behind you just to wait for you to get over a speed bump.

It's obviously necessary to turn the sound system up to full volume so we can all "enjoy" the shit that you choose to listen to. Of course, "music" always sounds best when the bass is turned up to such a level it causes the whole car to vibrate and elderly people to lose the contents of their bowels everytime you drive past. 

And I love how its so loud that you cannot possibly have the windows wond up otherwise you really would blow your eardrums out, so we get to share in the experience!!  

Force the little sh!t to have his windows closed.  If he blows his eardrums out, f@ck him.  Don't care.  In fact, I'd be happy to do it for him.

To be clear, I'm not really an angry or vengeful person.  There's just whole sections of society that really don't give a sh!t about anyone else, and when I'm King, they're first up against the wall.

01/02/2013 at 13:43

Exactly Mr B. Come the glorius day citizen... bop bop bop.

01/02/2013 at 13:50

+1 short people are wrong in many ways

01/02/2013 at 14:22

I dislike tall people with bags that bash us short folk in the face!

01/02/2013 at 14:44

Alan Partridge: "I just hate the general public"

01/02/2013 at 19:20
Demon Barber wrote (see)

 

Demon Barber wrote (see)

WOW. That really is an impressive car. I love how you've taken a seemingly ordinary Citroen Saxo and stuck bits of fibre glass and stickers all over the bodywork so now it looks almost like a toy racing car!!!

I love how you have had the car lowered so that everyone has to queue up behind you just to wait for you to get over a speed bump.

It's obviously necessary to turn the sound system up to full volume so we can all "enjoy" the shit that you choose to listen to. Of course, "music" always sounds best when the bass is turned up to such a level it causes the whole car to vibrate and elderly people to lose the contents of their bowels everytime you drive past.

 

 

I LOLed at that last bit 

EKGO wrote (see)

+1 short people are wrong in many ways

I am a short person. I'm can also be quite aggressive. So come here and say that.

Edited: 01/02/2013 at 19:21
01/02/2013 at 19:28
Don't put "we welcome feedback and comments from our customers in order to improve our service to you" on your website if you can only be bothered to reply to 1 of my 10 emails to you and still havent adressed the issues in my complaint to you. Sports Direct - number one online sports shop for selection and service you most certainly are not.
02/02/2013 at 08:07

Short people can also be overly aggressive

02/02/2013 at 09:11
Grrrrrrrr
02/02/2013 at 15:15

dear french car manufactures,

now i have been in this industry for 8 or so years now so i know abit about automobiles. not once have you any considered what you are making is utter trash?

By this i mean utter awful cars being mass produced by you imbosils without any thought what so ever. now i can freely admit i do not know about the process in how to design a car/van, but surely, at your big round table, there must be ONE person with common sense?

if you are the lucky owner of a french car i pity you, i pity you so much that when i see you in them, i cant help but feel ashamed of you for adding to these idiots bank balances and making them think they can make more!!

NCAP safety ratings don't even get me started!

sorry everyone im having a very annoying afternoon!!

carry on!

02/02/2013 at 16:17

Imbosils?

 

02/02/2013 at 17:15

imbecile! sorry 

02/02/2013 at 17:52
Any particular French car manufacturer?
02/02/2013 at 22:15

Dear P & A,

I've not seen you for a while and had almost forgotten what lovely people you are, thank you for reminding me. And your daughter, who, despite having only met me twice in her life gave me a big hug and kiss when I left, is a real credit to you.

04/02/2013 at 00:07
The standard time that an average person should be able to run a half marathon is not 1hr30. Stupid smug Americans. Half of you have to wash yourself with a sponge on a stick.
04/02/2013 at 08:09
JT141 wrote (see)
The standard time that an average person should be able to run a half marathon is not 1hr30. Stupid smug Americans. Half of you have to wash yourself with a sponge on a stick.

PMSL 

04/02/2013 at 09:20

So you take a man with PTSD to a shooting range and you give him a gun. Only in America.....

04/02/2013 at 10:17

I've got a French car, a Peugeot. Mechanically it's alright but I think Frank Spencer must have put the electrics in the thing. Central locking with a life of it's own, dash warning lights coming on and going off without reason, oil level warning despite the fact it's full. The absolute "piece de resistance" happened in the Lion enclosure at Longleet safari park. Rear electric window failed causing the glass to slide all the way down leaving it effectively stuck wide open. I was sh**ting myself. I managed in the end to clamber over, grab the glass (I was inside of the car, sod getting out!!!), pull it into closed position and wedge it shut with a bit of the trim I managed to rip off in desperation. I had considered writing to Peugeot (how ironic that the badge is a bloody Lion!!?) about this but seeing as they are French I'm sure they couldn't have given two flying ones and certainly wouldn't have paid for new trousers. So I'm not sure what I would say to Peugeot. In the words or Karl "Idiot Abroad" Pilkington .. "arrrrggghh you fu****g t**ts.. arrrrgghhh!!!!"

04/02/2013 at 12:06

Dear male colleague that I shall politely call "strawberry blonde". That crimson jumper was lovely. But not on you.

04/02/2013 at 12:29
Cinders wrote (see)
Any particular French car manufacturer?

all of them they're in it together.

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