Things you want to say but can't

Screamapillar wrote (see)

Dear M&S,

Who actually buys those plastic glasses of wine you sell? seriously - who?

People in train stations. 

Dear Sarah, stop making things so bloody complicated and make a decision! 

the dude abides wrote (see)

HEY FUCKFACE. cycling with your baby daughter perched on the crossbar is NOT SAFE.

My Dad used to sit me on the crossbar of his bike to take me home from Sunday School.  It wasn't very comfortable.  (This was about 45 years ago, there was less traffic!)

Dustin wrote (see)

Get up 6 minutes earlier and have the milk/yogurt covered muesli at home rather than slurp it out of a tuppeware pot next to me. You also have the added bonus of being able to clean your teeth afterwards, remnants of oats between them is seldom a good look.

There was a woman on my train the other morning, having a smoothie for breakfast.  Straight out of the blender goblet.

It's the women who sit and apply a face full of make-up that fascinate me - the whole beauty routine complete with plucking eyebrows 

sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

It's the women who sit and apply a face full of make-up that fascinate me - the whole beauty routine complete with plucking eyebrows 

I admit that I apply make up on the train if it's a long journey (e.g. wake up at 4am, train at 6am, arrive at client at 9am).... to make sure that I look remotely decent. The train toilets are normally the most unsanitary place to be.

sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

Screamapillar wrote (see)

Dear M&S,

Who actually buys those plastic glasses of wine you sell? seriously - who?

People in train stations. 

Dear Sarah, stop making things so bloody complicated and make a decision! 

To do what with - drink on the train? Who on earth is that desperate?

I know youre doing it for charity but that moustache looks stupid, you look stupid

Emmy_H wrote (see)

sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

It's the women who sit and apply a face full of make-up that fascinate me - the whole beauty routine complete with plucking eyebrows 

I admit that I apply make up on the train if it's a long journey (e.g. wake up at 4am, train at 6am, arrive at client at 9am).... to make sure that I look remotely decent. The train toilets are normally the most unsanitary place to be.

I completely agree about the train toilets!  

Screamapillar wrote (see)

sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

Screamapillar wrote (see)

Dear M&S,

Who actually buys those plastic glasses of wine you sell? seriously - who?

People in train stations. 

Dear Sarah, stop making things so bloody complicated and make a decision! 

To do what with - drink on the train? Who on earth is that desperate?

 I've done it on a away day and we lost.  ok I have a problem hic

Screamapillar wrote (see)

To do what with - drink on the train? Who on earth is that desperate?

There's definitely a sub-set of commuters who are that desperate!

I have no problem with people having facebook accounts for their pets. It's slightly odd, but harmless and can be a bit of fun. But why do they insist in writing in an unfathomable, brainache-inducing language?!

 what a ex post

Might be sleeping in the shed tonight.

Cake wrote (see)

Screamapillar wrote (see)

sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

Screamapillar wrote (see)

Dear M&S,

Who actually buys those plastic glasses of wine you sell? seriously - who?

People in train stations. 

Dear Sarah, stop making things so bloody complicated and make a decision! 

To do what with - drink on the train? Who on earth is that desperate?

 I've done it on a away day and we lost.  ok I have a problem hic

I've bought them too when we were on holiday...handy dandy

 If you buy a glass and also buy a bottle means you don't have to swig it out of the bottle.

Cake wrote (see)

 what a ex post

Might be sleeping in the shed tonight.

Just so long as you don't disturb the bikes 

You keep your bikes in a shed?

Ours are in the spare bedroom 

Dear atheists, 

Stop calling yourselves "devout" atheists, there is no such thing. You do not believe in God - therefore you do not have to "sincerely" or "devotedly" not believe in him, just not believing makes your position clear. 

Dear IT guy,

If you don't some up and fix the problem with my PC I can't do any work. That's absolutely fine by me. But just so you know... 

To the person who stiched me up.  Many thanks at getting the MD involved, my stress levels have dropped and the world is a wonderful place.  You complete cock.  You have done the opposite.

You know my work takes as long as it takes due to customers.  I can't hurry them up  so why keep asking me how long and what cost there is for documentation on any project?  

Oh, and to Pit Bull, congratulations on making me move desk just so the lights can be put on.  You know why i have them off as it shines off my head and i get a headache. 

And to think this was a nice place to work. 

CC

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