A chance to get it off your chest
JT for a event I had to make some lettering (would be hard to explain) If you put a order through These guys they can make it through a conputer and can make what ever letter you want and also whatever font you want. If you say it's for a charity they will do if for free if they like you. Top blokes.
Dear retailers - what's with all this "Black Friday" bullsh*t?
This isn't America. It wasn't Thanksgiving here yesterday. If you want to do an offer call it something else. Otherwise please feck off.
Looks quite sunny here. Not at all black
It's pissing down with rain. It's gone 10 in the morning. Your cat has been out all night. It looks bedraggled, wet and thoroughly miserable. And I can hear it mewing to be let in from here, on the other side of the road.
Let the feckin' thing in, will you? And why have a cat at all if it spends more time turfed out of the house than in?
So you finally let the little puss in. I hope it plants a turd behind the sofa in revenge.
Oh it will Muttley. Cats hate taking a dump in the rain
Medication time Mr marshallini.
Dear Pret,
The whole good quality ingredients, helping the homeless thing = good. The charging £5.34 for a sandwich and some carrot juice thing = not so good. I mean what were they FFS, free range carrots?
I can't afford to be ethical at your prices!
I'm getting tired of it all.
Can I have my admin rights back please? It wasn't me who broke the system so to revoke it for all of us is overkill. We're also going to miss an important deadline and be hit by penalties soon
I will be very pleased tomorrow to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nowt but the truth and then explain what a bunch of lying toerags you are.
Dear XXXXX - so you phoned today when we haven't heard from you in years...and it's to try and sell me stuff!! Unbelievable!! I hope you sensed the tone! *rolls eyes*
Stop sulking and grow up. I'm out of here in 4 weeks so I have ceased to give a f*ck about your antics.
Either cheer up, or get a new job- you've been miserable here for the past 3 years. Whining about work on twitter, facebook and walking around with a face like a dog's arse isn't helping anything.
Also- do you want to come to my leaving party next week?
i don't give a monkeys for Movember, so stop sending pics via e-mail/ facebook.If you want me to donate perhaps I'd be more impressed if you "do" something, not "not do" something...
According to the BBC "On Tuesday, Greater Manchester Police (GMP) acknowledged (The late MP Cyril) Smith was a sex abuser of boys in the late 1960s"...
... ummm, having seen him, i have one question... how?
thank you. without you being an arse and a bully I'd never have the strength I have now. And its your loss.
Yes running will hurt you because you are 8stone over weight and a fat lazy arse! If you really want to lose weight you will put in the hard graft in your trainers and not wearing your slippers out going back and forth to the fridge!
