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30/11/2012 at 16:06

Hello Friday ....!

30/11/2012 at 16:59

Brrrrr, brrrrr, thank you very much boiler, you decide tonight to not work, so I get in from work and find a cold house and now waiting for Mr Steady to come home and hopefully be able to encourage you to fire up.

I want your little green light to light up and stay lit, not some faint blinking.

Off to hide under a duvet.

01/12/2012 at 15:30

Dear Sky News,

Every time I've put you on today to watch the news you're on about David Beckham's last game for LA Galaxy, "Brand Beckham" and what he's likely to do in the future.

Do you know what? I don't give a sh*t about David f*cking Beckham or his po-faced bitch of a wife so f*ck off and find some real news!

Also, can we please have an international sporting contest that doesn't begin with some underdressed bint screeching the National Anthems and adding  non-existent high notes at the end?

Thank you.

01/12/2012 at 15:34
I asked for help and support and what do i get? Sarcastic remarks and bitching. You wonder why I don't want to talk to you anymore...
01/12/2012 at 15:39

Blow Christmas. Bah Humbug!

01/12/2012 at 18:09

Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la laaaaaaaaaa

02/12/2012 at 23:23

I want to say to the idiot passengers, 6 of them, that got on my bus the other day to go jump off a cliff & I couldn't care less if they did!

Admittedly I was one hour & twenty-five minutes late getting back to the bus station because of the most horrendous traffic which had blocked for miles, & I'm really sorry for holding passengers up, BUT it's NOT OUR FAULT we get stuck in traffic! 

I was one bus on the out-bound trip, there was one in front of me & one behind me all of the same route & getting locked in traffic too so we were flashing our lights & horns at each other in encouragement. Most passengers were brilliant & were really patient, which we appreciated, we really did, but when I got back to the station, utterly exhausted, desperate for a drink & the loo,  BEFORE I opened the doors these 6 oldies all opened the doors by roughly ramming them open & barged on tossing a load of foul language & abuse at me & coming out with all the rubbish about ' typical younger generation. No respect' blah blah. & demanding to know why I was late. I politely explained about traffic & if they don't believe me they can check the news & the vicious foul language was worse than any I've ever heard & being in the bus industry I hear ever 4-letter word going from workmates & passengers!

The were VICIOUS so I threatened to call the police & have the old fogies tossed off!  I'm NOT anti-oap but this lot are sheer evil! I openly told them to jump on their broomsticks & fly to their destinations because I & my workmates will  not be bullied & threatened by them!

Eventually they left when a security guard came to help me out, bless him!

03/12/2012 at 10:31

"have the old fogies tossed off"
not something I thought I'd read today!!

Kids - as I tell you every year: no we're not having Christmas lights up outside this year or any year. Inside fine, outside, I can't see them so whats the fkin point.

03/12/2012 at 12:54

If you put your Christmas decorations up in November, you're an over-exciteable childish moron who needs to grow up.

03/12/2012 at 13:00

Why havent you got rid of that stupid #/%%*# moustache, Movember is over. What ? Sorry. I didnt realise youve had that 'tache all your life....

03/12/2012 at 13:33
Strangely Brown wrote (see)

If you put your Christmas decorations up in November, you're an over-exciteable childish moron who needs to grow up.

I pass a sheltered accommodation block on my way home on the tube. One elderly resident has had their decorations up for about 2 weeks now 

03/12/2012 at 13:51

Disgraceful carry on.

03/12/2012 at 16:47

I received a Christmas card from my cousin on November 29th - that was a bit of a shocker too.  

 

04/12/2012 at 08:46

Oh God, a Christmas jumper competition. Do we have to? Really? 

04/12/2012 at 08:55

Sainsburys at 9:30pm on a Monday night and if Noddy Holder was here right now then Cliff f#ck#n Richard's effin mistletoe and wine would be shoved right up Noddy's....

04/12/2012 at 11:26
Screamapillar wrote (see)

Oh God, a Christmas jumper competition. Do we have to? Really? 

Oh and it's a fundraiser thing too is it? Now I'm a pretty generous person but we've only just done Movember FFS.

Sorry guys, not going for it. Afraid you're just going to have to call me "Grinch" for the rest of the month. 

05/12/2012 at 07:25

I am so pleased to be complely screwed over.  Next time I give you documents to review don't wait 2 months before sending them back.  You knew it would not be done before you came to see me in 2 days time.  

You are a complete and total cock womble.  How do you managed to survive in life........oh you don't due to the little fire off the east coast of the US 2 years ago.

gingerfurball    pirate
05/12/2012 at 10:06

Client...when you phone to confirm your appointment, and ask for directions - I kinda assumed that you'd be here! I want to pass your phone number on to the 6 people I have on the waiting list desperate for an appointment...hope they give you a kicking...sincerely GFB

05/12/2012 at 14:33

Dear post room guys, workmen, cleaning ladies and anyone else who has to wheel a trolley around the building: use the f*cking goods lift!!! 

05/12/2012 at 15:14

Listen up princess, for this appeal I said to keep the answers short and to the point and not to go off on one and definitely not to turn on the waterworks. And what did you do ... ?

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