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Nurse Ratched    pirate
01/03/2013 at 15:06

No it's not 'sock draw' , it's 'sock drawer'

gingerfurball    pirate
01/03/2013 at 16:14

Dear 9.00 o clock appointment today...I would have thought that when you realised that you had not brought enough money with you after your treatment - and promising to bring the money in at lunchtime - you'd make it a priority to come back and pay.   *checks watch....taps foot...* 

04/03/2013 at 13:53

Dear Three - your dancing pony advert is irritating enough on the telly, I don't need a face full of it when I sign in to Yahoo!  :-S

04/03/2013 at 16:10
Press the button you f***ing idiot. It's a pelican crossing. Don't just stand there playing with your balls through your tracksuit bottoms. God knows they'd probably appreciate a rest. Wipe you hands and press the f***ing button.
04/03/2013 at 18:39

I should have used this Ignore Member function earlier

04/03/2013 at 18:52

Can you please stop breeding?  You have a son in prison, the middle two children didn't make it past Year 10 and the one in Year 8 is already causing havoc.  I've been to the meetings with your social worker and I've met little Chesney.  He won't make it through the system either, despite your insistance that "his dad is the good'un".


04/03/2013 at 19:12

Internet weather forcaster, if I input Athens it's obvious I want Greece and not some piss ant town in the states! Same goes for Rome! 

04/03/2013 at 23:21
Dear 4000 other people at this conference. Please will a couple of you be my friend? I just want to go for a couple of pints, chat about today's talks and grab a bite to eat. I think I'm generally pleasant company!

And this is why I won't be coming to conferences onto own again. Seemed like a good idea, free trip to the US, present my work, but it's now I'm a bit bored and lonely and looking forward to coming home on Friday.
04/03/2013 at 23:23
On another note, is it me or does the tap water in America taste awful? I now realise why Americans drink coffee instead of tea! I think it's extra chlorine, tastes and smells like a swimming pool!
05/03/2013 at 07:58

Dear New Boy in the Office.

Trying to screw me over only works if you actually hide stuff from me so make sure you remove paper work from the printer.   You are meant to be helping me but so far i see very little of that and as you are only temp at the moment i'd start bucking your ideas up.

If you are not sure on stuff just ask, don't assume because it was done a particualr way at you old company it would work here. 

Oh, and if you offer to actually help please do and stop lying you are just about to do it.  If files are not on the net work and i can check i am assuming you are dicking around and not working.   

Stop being a cock womble and work with the team not against it.


06/03/2013 at 20:41

There's no such word as "islamist" it was made up by the namby pamby media a few years ago, if they do it in the name of Islam, they are Islamic terrorists!

07/03/2013 at 08:10
Lå®Ð䮧€ wrote (see)

There's no such word as "islamist" it was made up by the namby pamby media a few years ago, if they do it in the name of Islam, they are Islamic terrorists!

It's so much quicker to type though 

07/03/2013 at 09:07
This is proper tough. I know I will get a routine and it will get easier but so far your incompetence isn't helping
gingerfurball    pirate
07/03/2013 at 09:15

Caitlin Bond....I wouldn't drink tap water in America (or any other country bar here) - I'm pretty sure it's recycled pee.

07/03/2013 at 09:49

All the water in the world is recycled pee.  Rain is recycled pee!

07/03/2013 at 10:00

Pee is recycled rain 

07/03/2013 at 11:07

Pee is wine from god...

07/03/2013 at 11:49

For f@ck's sake.  This is a communal toilet.  If you are going to 'moult', please wipe rather then leaving your pubes on the toilet seat for the next guy to find.

07/03/2013 at 11:58
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