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18/02/2013 at 09:07
Stop messing around. Hes not even 3 yet and he's spent his entire life being shunted around from consultants to specialists and in and out of hospital. Will you please just fit the feeding tube now before he gets even further behind and it harms his development. I don't want to wait 2 weeks just to make sure. We've waited a year already. He might just be another patient to hou and not as critically ill as some other patients, but he's our beautiful little boy
18/02/2013 at 09:16

I'm not saying that I'm suspicious, but a rucksack, a litre bottle of water and some contact lens solution are not items that I take when I go out for a jog.

Also, surviving by using some of the information that they taught you at Sandhurst ?  Really?  Which lesson is that covered in ? 

Quite sure that drinking your own urine is never advised

(unless socially)

18/02/2013 at 10:54

All happy people should go to hell. Or at least stop waving their happiness in front of my face.

gingerfurball    pirate
18/02/2013 at 14:11

Dear teenage girls - yes the sun is shining - yes it's a nice day - but it's 8 degrees out! Defintitely not teeny tiny shorts weather!!

Nurse Ratched    pirate
18/02/2013 at 14:22

IT'S NOT THAT BLOODY DIFFICULT.
I'm not your babysitter, so sort it out between yourselves. 

18/02/2013 at 14:55

You crossed the picket line and thereby broke the strike and undermined your colleagues. I don't know why you stay in the union, to be honest. You won't be hated or shunned or sent to Coventry. We're nice people. But one day you might need the union's backing and services. Whenever that happens I, your local rep, will be too busy to help.

Edited: 18/02/2013 at 15:02
19/02/2013 at 08:25

http://www.koolbadges.co.uk/images/thumbnails/ilovethe70-200x200.jpg

 

19/02/2013 at 09:00

Lady on the tube - leopard print panel on your dress and leopard print tights? Just no

19/02/2013 at 11:34

Dear Doctor.

PLEASE hurry up and phone me back. I know you are busy. I really do, and I appreciate as a GP you see hundreds of people in a week. But I really need this bloody script and I really really need a scan and the tests to see just what is wrong with my sodding back and hips. I want to run again.

Thankyouplease

19/02/2013 at 12:38
Stop phoning me, I'm on F*****g holiday!
19/02/2013 at 13:19

Dear neighbour.

It's not rocket science, it's quite easy really; let me explain.

Your car is about 12 feet long at a guess. My car is of similar length. Thats a total of about 24 feet. When there is agap of about 40 feet between two other parked cars that means that both you and I could park our cars in that gap. If you continue to park yours like a kn0b every time that means that only you will be able to park your car. If you stop being a selfish numpty that means that another neighbour could park their car fairly close to their house instead of having to catch a bus to their car as they have had to park it so far away. Understand ?

Cheerful Dave    pirate
19/02/2013 at 13:27

Am I the only one wondering if EKGO is mimaduck's doctor?

19/02/2013 at 13:31

the timing of that was uncanny

19/02/2013 at 13:31

Well spotted

alas no, but reading the post it could be marginally less of a problem

19/02/2013 at 13:53

'Will you please get away from my desk, you germ-laden sh*t-bag!'

Actually - I did say it, but I guess it still counts...

19/02/2013 at 13:53

Oh EKGO...if you were my doctor I promise not to pester you on your holiday.

Now to chase dewsbury hospital for their letter they promised me. might be easier if I just became bionic!

19/02/2013 at 16:40

OH MY GOD I AM SO SICK OF WINTER!!!!!!!!  

19/02/2013 at 16:42
Little Nemo - waving, not drowning! wrote (see)

Lady on the tube - leopard print panel on your dress and leopard print tights? Just no

 

I saw one today wearing some sort of  bright green and pink floral jumpsuit and pink canvas shoes - I wondered if she had escaped from clown school  :-S

19/02/2013 at 16:43
Snap! wrote (see)

'Will you please get away from my desk, you germ-laden sh*t-bag!'

Actually - I did say it, but I guess it still counts...

 

mimaduck wrote (see)

Oh EKGO...if you were my doctor I promise not to pester you on your holiday.

Now to chase dewsbury hospital for their letter they promised me. might be easier if I just became bionic!

i hope Snap! isn't a GP.

Bedside manner might need a bit of work.

19/02/2013 at 16:52
Mimaduck , being your Doc would be a doodle after today. I'd probably be a little heavy handed for a back massage though
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