A chance to get it off your chest
If I see one more fridge magnet status update appear on my news feed - just one - I will hunt the poster down and slowly....very slowly....and painfully.....KILL THEM!
Dear colleagues: f*cking HELL you are humourless dullards. It's why I don't socialise with you very often.
snow - fk off, don't you realise it's March? you better not spoil my lunchtime run
Dear Grauniad, your video promised me a pine marten biting a footballer. What I got was a thirty second advert followed by two and a half minutes of said creature running madly round the pitch like Mo Farah on acid, not getting caught and most definitely not biting anybody.
I am sorely disappointed and have to say the Anfield Cat was far better value for money!
When I ask you a medical question I'd prefer to hear fact-based advice and your professional opinion, not some reference to a personal experience you had in your childhood. Utter cockwomble.
I am so f*cking sick of technology that doesn't work...
If you must advertise your personal training via facebook, please make sure you spell & grammar check first. Or is it supposed to be written in dutch?
To the morbidly obese woman at work who sits near me (honestly she has to be 30 stone). Why are you lecturing the other women in the office not to use sunbeds becuase they cuase cancer, when you are killing yourself with mars bars and cup cakes on a daily basis.
Dear woman at Oxford Circus - I have never seen so much botox in one face. I can't believe you think it actually looks good?
Still, at least you know what you're going to look like when you've been embalmed :-O
You haven't spoken to me in the year and a half since we started uni, so why speak to me now you don't understand the coursework. Piss off!
Game of Thrones - sorry, don't get it. Maybe if you're ten, but heck you're a grown man. Ditto "bored of the rings" or whatever its called
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