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22/02/2013 at 16:45

I actually left the gin at home (at the OH's now) which is a damn shame!  I am however going to have a wee glass of red while I make the curry, then we're off for a wander to the pub once he gets in.  Poor soul sounds like he needs a pint!

22/02/2013 at 16:48
Crazy Diamond wrote (see)

Too early for a G&T?  Surely not?

Definitely not!  

23/02/2013 at 10:42

No you stupid bint, Justin Beiber is not a "sexy little man".  I say this because he is the least sexy being on the face of the earth presently and whether or not he is indeed a man is up for question and yet to be confirmed!

And btw, if I see you bang on about eating a whole roast chicken, whilst blaming it on your 'bean', one more time I may just have to come down there and beat you to actual death with my puppie's rubber chicken. 

23/02/2013 at 17:09
I'm a rubbish mum. I haven't planned s proper party or cake for my sons birthday. He hasn't had one at home yet
24/02/2013 at 14:33

By 'eck, you're not a rubbish mum, you are just waiting to have an impromptu party. Last minute parties can be far more fun than those planned to the last inch, those sort never come up to expectations. Depending on age he might not even notice, but don't try it for a 10 year old I would guess.

25/02/2013 at 07:41

lorry drivers on the A1: if you pull out to overtake another lorry, please overtake said lorry. Do not drive alongside for 5 miles before realising you are going at +/- 1mph of the same speed, and then pull in behind the very same lorry you have been trying to overtake. I'm no speed merchant, but 61mph in the outside lane in clear conditions is probably not the optimum travelling speed.
Oh and vauxhall drivers: its no crime to use the inside lane if its empty (thats the one on the left)

25/02/2013 at 12:04

"Granular level" FFS - what happened to "in detail?"

25/02/2013 at 14:12

No, Mister Co-Worker, just because I mentioned that it looks like I'm in for another freezing cold jog tonight, does NOT mean that I want to hear about your "intense" gym work out, which quite frankly, I could probably complete pretty easily ... and if you're such a gym guru, how is it you are still so big?!?! I mean, I don't work out half as hard as you do, according to you, so why is it I have managed to lose a stone in the past six weeks and you still look as big as you did six months ago?!?!

And while we're at it, I do not need comentary on every little thing I do during my working day ("drinking Peppermint Tea, are you?", "Jacket Potato for lunch, is it?") IT'S BLOODY OBVIOUS THAT I AM, SO WHY BOTHER COMMENTING?!?!

Why don't you keep your nose out, pull your trousers down from your armpits, move out of Mummy's and get laid!!!!


Wow!!! I feel tonnes better now!!!!!


25/02/2013 at 15:26


25/02/2013 at 15:31


You know you could solve two out of the last three problems you mention in one fell swoop.

Edited: 25/02/2013 at 15:31
25/02/2013 at 16:22
I dont want to wait 48 hours. This is absolute torture for us as a family
25/02/2013 at 16:44

Hold on in there, by 'eck.

Dear brain of self, please get in gear and work in a logical manner. You are driving the body round the bend by going round in circles and not achieving a great deal.

25/02/2013 at 19:46

I'm really f*****g pissed off tonight because you act stupid, you behave like a dick, and somehow it ends up as my f*****g fault.

26/02/2013 at 16:26

Dear Head of HR,

If you're going to have a pop at me via email and copy in all and sundry make sure you get your facts straight.

Are you wishing you could recall that email now?

26/02/2013 at 19:14
Hahahaha!!!!! @Rob Walker 12!!!

Hell No!!! Hehehe!! I'm a happily married woman and even if I wasn't and he was the very last man in the Universe.... I would start batting for the other team!!!! Lol!!!!
26/02/2013 at 21:58

I just couldn't resist!

27/02/2013 at 08:25

Guy next to me on the train this morning: if you have 1,436 unopened e-mails on your blackberry I suggest you delete them all. If its important, they will resend a message, or perhaps, in a throw back to the 20th century, phone you...

27/02/2013 at 09:54
Dustin wrote (see)

Guy next to me on the train this morning: if you have 1,436 unopened e-mails on your blackberry I suggest you delete them all. If its important, they will resend a message, or perhaps, in a throw back to the 20th century, phone you...

Nosey bugger Dustin 

Actually, I would suggest if he has 1,436  unopened emails he doesn't need a Blackberry. Surely they're for those "really important people" that can't be out of contact with the office for more than 5 minutes?

27/02/2013 at 10:52

i'm so ocd about shit like that, i cant have a single notification badge on my phone, looks untidy.

27/02/2013 at 13:09

Mine's currently at 93.... that's not bad for me!!!

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