A chance to get it off your chest
Dear patients,
If you make an appointment, please keep it. If you can't, please have the decency to let me know. What a bloody waste of time
Designer stubble? In your wedding photographs? You are so not going to think that was a good idea 20 years from now....
Dear Ocado - a whole 1p off my next order - wow, let the good times roll!
tube drivers...another Christmas looming, so it must be strike time to get out of working boxing day, as if you don't get enough days already.Boris - can we have driverless trains please.
Let them get on with it. Most people manage to get into work at other times, I'm sure London can manage on Boxing Day.
If people are that friggng desperate to go shopping there's always the t'internet.
Neighbour, please be a responsible dog owner. Your dog suffers from separation anxiety. You can train them to be better with it, but honestly, if you are just going to take a dog and leave it in the house day and night to drive your neighbours insane and have the poor doggy crying all the time..... why?????
You are a miracle of nature, you are 1 in 10 million, you and your mates are living proof that Darwin's theory of evolution is fundamentally flawed.
Dear Self.
Oh why oh why did you decide to transfer 1 days holiday to next year? I could have finished tonight and not return here until 2nd Jan. Chesher Cat you are a complete cock womble.
G.G. wrote (see)
Facebook "friends" please stop using the word hubby, my hubby this and my hubby that, it is driving me mad. We all know you're married and the poor blokes do have names! I bet they don't put wifey on their updates.
I hate that too, G.G.
Mine wouldn't dare all me "wifey"
Dear Ann Summers: candy cane stockings. Sexy? No. Fun? No. Shocking waste of Lycra? Absolutely.
Ooh, I've not seen them before. I might get some for my wifey
Not if you want to stay married to her
Screamapillar wrote (see)
I think his marriage is probably safe...
...his life on the otherhand
My husband liked to be called Hubby. He didn't want his name publicised around FB and forums. Most of the friends I have on there don't know him anyway so if I put his real name then they wouldn't know who I was refering to
I also see no problem with hubby (or wifey for that matter) - but ah well - each to their own
Dear boss.
What is the point in opening the office today as you know the world is going to end today. Let's say it doesnt end today, there are 5 people out of the 110 who work here who are actually in the office today. It is a similiar headcount in the other offices throughout the country. Do you really think that productivity is going to cover the costs of having the office open, there are no deadlines to meet as our clients have all closed down for the christmas break as well.
Please will everyone just fuck off today. Thank you
Dear DoH - do you really need to tell people with Norovirus to stay at home? It's the kind of thing that leaves you with your head in the toilet wanting to die for 3 days, it doesn't actually give you much choice about whther to stay at home. Unless you imagine people actually like projectile vomiting on the tube
Thanks management for implementing hot desk working, but it doesnot always result in happy workplace. Being asked by another person who I do not know wether I was ready for Xmas, then adding on " Do you have any grandkids?" is not nice. Not nice 'cos I have neither kids nor grandkids and have been feeling a grumpy hormonal menapausal woman really makes me feel old.
Bah humbug and a Merry Xmas
