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04/03/2013 at 23:23
On another note, is it me or does the tap water in America taste awful? I now realise why Americans drink coffee instead of tea! I think it's extra chlorine, tastes and smells like a swimming pool!
05/03/2013 at 07:58

Dear New Boy in the Office.

Trying to screw me over only works if you actually hide stuff from me so make sure you remove paper work from the printer.   You are meant to be helping me but so far i see very little of that and as you are only temp at the moment i'd start bucking your ideas up.

If you are not sure on stuff just ask, don't assume because it was done a particualr way at you old company it would work here. 

Oh, and if you offer to actually help please do and stop lying you are just about to do it.  If files are not on the net work and i can check i am assuming you are dicking around and not working.   

Stop being a cock womble and work with the team not against it.


06/03/2013 at 20:41

There's no such word as "islamist" it was made up by the namby pamby media a few years ago, if they do it in the name of Islam, they are Islamic terrorists!

07/03/2013 at 08:10
Lå®Ð䮧€ wrote (see)

There's no such word as "islamist" it was made up by the namby pamby media a few years ago, if they do it in the name of Islam, they are Islamic terrorists!

It's so much quicker to type though 

07/03/2013 at 09:07
This is proper tough. I know I will get a routine and it will get easier but so far your incompetence isn't helping
gingerfurball    pirate
07/03/2013 at 09:15

Caitlin Bond....I wouldn't drink tap water in America (or any other country bar here) - I'm pretty sure it's recycled pee.

07/03/2013 at 09:49

All the water in the world is recycled pee.  Rain is recycled pee!

07/03/2013 at 10:00

Pee is recycled rain 

07/03/2013 at 11:07

Pee is wine from god...

07/03/2013 at 11:49

For f@ck's sake.  This is a communal toilet.  If you are going to 'moult', please wipe rather then leaving your pubes on the toilet seat for the next guy to find.

07/03/2013 at 11:58
07/03/2013 at 12:01


07/03/2013 at 12:27

If I see one more fridge magnet status update appear on my news feed - just one - I will hunt the poster down and slowly....very slowly....and painfully.....KILL THEM!

08/03/2013 at 12:15

Dear colleagues: f*cking HELL you are humourless dullards. It's why I don't socialise with you very often.

08/03/2013 at 12:36
I'm not sure I trust you
10/03/2013 at 15:46
Please no-one contact me today. I don't to hear that anyone else has died
11/03/2013 at 10:26

snow - fk off, don't you realise it's March? you better not spoil my lunchtime run

11/03/2013 at 15:50

Dear Grauniad, your video promised me a pine marten biting a footballer. What I got was a thirty second advert followed  by two and a half minutes of said creature running madly round the pitch like Mo Farah on acid, not getting caught and most definitely not biting anybody.

I am sorely disappointed and have to say the Anfield Cat was far better value for money!

11/03/2013 at 22:32

When I ask you a medical question I'd prefer to hear fact-based advice and your professional opinion, not some reference to a personal experience you had in your childhood. Utter cockwomble. 

12/03/2013 at 16:52

I am so f*cking sick of technology that doesn't work...

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