Things you want to say but can't

Christmas presents, for your pets. Seriously?
I can understand it if you're 6 or 7, but you are (allegedly) grown ups.

Dear Boss,

Thank you for saying that we are the best team you have ever worked with. It is nice to be appreciated 

Dear Kate Winslet,

You seem like such a nice girl but 3 marriages by the age of 37 - WTF? What exactly do you promise in your vows? After all you're clearly not in in for the long term are you?

Screamapillar wrote (see)

Dear Kate Winslet,

You seem like such a nice girl but 3 marriages by the age of 37 - WTF? What exactly do you promise in your vows? After all you're clearly not in in for the long term are you?

 

Everyone is entitled to their opinion but who are we to pass judgment on someone else and their living situation? Isn't it better for her to leave an unhappy relationship than be utterly miserable. Everyone makes mistakes - maybe she's trying to make a happy life for her and her kids?

Dear dog,

The dog on the tele is a CARTOON. I really dont think it is going to attack me any time soon, so please desist from barking at it.

Thank you,

love mummy xx

Emmy H wrote (see)

Screamapillar wrote (see)

Dear Kate Winslet,

You seem like such a nice girl but 3 marriages by the age of 37 - WTF? What exactly do you promise in your vows? After all you're clearly not in in for the long term are you?

 

Everyone is entitled to their opinion but who are we to pass judgment on someone else and their living situation? Isn't it better for her to leave an unhappy relationship than be utterly miserable. Everyone makes mistakes - maybe she's trying to make a happy life for her and her kids?

 

Who's to say it was her decision to end the first two?  Perhaps the husbands walked out on her, or went off with another woman?

Should she wear sack-cloth and ashes and never think of marrying again?

I know it shouldn't matter but is she going to be called Kate Rocknroll from now on?!?

Little Nemo - waving, not drowning! wrote (see)

I know it shouldn't matter but is she going to be called Kate Rocknroll from now on?!?

Good point....

My rant: I know that you won't listen to me when I say that your partner is a waste of space but I hope that you'll realise it soon enough. They have the emotional maturity of a 5 year old and no matter how they try to defend themselves -kicking your cat because "it got under their feet" is no excuse for harming an innocent animal. 

I do apologise that I retailiated and kicked them and said: how do you like it? 

Emmy .. I'm afraid I cannot condone 'kicking someone backto see how they liked it!' because they kicked a cat .... I think the accepted response is several punches straight between the eyes to ensure the message is delivered correctly and understood !

Apparently my right foot delivers quite a punch as they were limping on it afterwards 

I am suggesting she shouldn't rush into marriage so quickly, whatever the circumstances. And that perhaps her kids would actually be better off without serial fathers? 

Oh fuckity fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

Can I get off now, just for a little bit?

Screamapillar wrote (see)

I am suggesting she shouldn't rush into marriage so quickly, whatever the circumstances. And that perhaps her kids would actually be better off without serial fathers? 

Your original post on the subject seemed to suggest that you thought she was a serial bolter, though:  "What exactly do you promise in your vows? After all you're clearly not in in for the long term are you?"

It may not have been her fault at all.

Dear customer:

I suggest that, if that's really all you have to worry about you should, perhaps, get a f*cking life.

Thank you.

Dear Bloggers Who Self-Publish Books About Running,

Please stop!  The market is already saturated with brilliant books about running written by people who actually know what they are talking about. Your story about those gruelling four months you spent following a free training plan (probably from Runners World) and then completed the VLM in 5 hours is not one of these. Most of it is cliched and copied straight from one of the many, many, many other books about running, and anyone using your book for advice would frankly be better off visiting the RW Forums.

Emmy H - Perhaps letting your friend know if she kicks the cat again you'll report her to the RSPCA.  That way she may listen to you about your concerns for her relationship.

@Chesher - it's not my friend that kicks her cat but her stupid other half. I've already mentioned it a few times but he retailiates and will make it worse for the cat.

Would you hesitate if it was a child getting kicked and not a cat?

Report the w*nker to the RSPCA

In 1990 the headmaster asked me and another lad to set one of the classrooms out for a governors' meeting. I thought that it would be hilarious to write a rude word on the blackboard at school when nobody was watching. The next day the headmaster asked us who had wrtten it. We both said that we knew nothing about it. He said, "I didn't think it was you two, as you're both always good lads. It must have been someone else."

I got away with it that time.

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