Things you want to say but can't

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09/04/2013 at 09:27

Dear Forumite,

Your posts are becoming increasingly random. I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about half the time.

09/04/2013 at 09:40
Poacher wrote (see)

Dear insurers 

Tha advocate your lawyers provided to fight my case in court was absolutely useless. The defendant's advocate ran rings round him/her, meaning the defendant's lies went unchallenged. The whole experience of using the justice system was appalling. in fact I would suggest to anyone considering using a county court that they avoid it like the plague. That would be the same plague that I wish on the so-called judge who was a lazy, bored, weak-willed, pathetic, unemployable cretin; and the so-called justice system which is all about s***bag lawyers making money out of their own and other people's lies. I'm sure they are proud of themselves, but perhaps they should look in the mirror and ask themselves whether they are wasting oxygen better spent on keeping bacteria and serial killers alive. Thank you and goodnight.

You lost the case, then, Poacher?  

09/04/2013 at 10:39
Actually it went 50:50, but the whole experience was abysmal.
09/04/2013 at 12:54

I'm sure there's something more useful I could be doing at home... 

11/04/2013 at 15:01

Dear PPI call centre person - I've not replied to your many texts as I didn't want you to know the number you were texting was a real one. However now you are ringing me I would like to point out that yes I have a mortgage, but that was taken out over 25 years ago, and I have had a car loan, but only one in 20 odd years. I honestly can't remember what the details were and whether I would be entitled to recover any costs in relation to mis-sold PPI. However I do know that if there were any money to recover I wouldn't want your company getting its money grabbing mitts on any of it. So please take me off whatever list I'm on and stop contacting me, especially when I'm in a meeting.

Dear person called Dave but who sounds strangely very Indian - Could you please decscribe this threat that Microsoft has informed you of that you're now saying is on my PC and that my uptodate virus checker has not identified? Could you also give me your company details and let me talk to your manager as I suspect you may be running a scam and hope to speak to someone who perhaps isn't an IT consultant?

Sorry this is things you want to say but can't. Think I've actually said these

12/04/2013 at 08:38

Dear colleagues:

Last night's do sounds bloody awful with the usual abundance of booze but complete lack of food. SO glad I had a prior engagement!

Now excuse me while I put my earphones in to avoid another seven rounds of: "Did you get home all right? What time did you leave?"

Why do people ask those questions anyway?

12/04/2013 at 10:38

Dear big nasty customer.

 

If you are going to threaten me please make sure you have your facts right.  That way when you tell me of the "great concerns" you have will look less stupid than you do now. 

We may only be the little fish in the big pond but at least we get the work done, you are the ones not doing your bit.   Now go away and stop looking like a complete cock and leave me alone

 

 

12/04/2013 at 16:21

FFS this is about the tenth email I've had about X who is leaving. Can't stand the person. The sooner they go the better!

12/04/2013 at 18:28

oh sweetie - I pity you - sooner you realsie that the less irritating you will be

12/04/2013 at 22:52

Dear Daily Mail/The Sun/my parents' elderly neighbour,

It's called 'Freedom of speech' and it means people can say what they like about a dead prime minister.  It's not an outrage and no, they shouldn't be fired for hating her.

Tw*ts.

13/04/2013 at 08:46

To all those who think it makes themselves 'right-on' or that it impresses others\makes you look 'clever' to gloat over the death of a human being.

IT DOESN'T ! .. it simply cements your place in the 'sub-humanoid' strand of the evolutionary split.

 

13/04/2013 at 09:01

To those who don't understand evolution but try and use it as an argument to force others to their way of thinking - evolution takes thousands of years and could in no way be affected by 'opinions', which are creations of nuture, rather than nature. 

 

13/04/2013 at 12:11
Bruce C wrote (see)

To all those who think it makes themselves 'right-on' or that it impresses others\makes you look 'clever' to gloat over the death of a human being.

IT DOESN'T ! .. it simply cements your place in the 'sub-humanoid' strand of the evolutionary split.

 

This is a democracy and people are quite within their rights to express glee over the death of another human being if they want to - for me the question is why they feel the need to? It is crass and ignorant.

Edited: 13/04/2013 at 12:14
13/04/2013 at 14:34

Dear people from the socialist workers party. I don't think you'd be that pleased if I stood outside your bedroom every Saturday and ranted with a megaphone.

 

13/04/2013 at 15:05
Screamapillar wrote (see)
Bruce C wrote (see)

To all those who think it makes themselves 'right-on' or that it impresses others\makes you look 'clever' to gloat over the death of a human being.

IT DOESN'T ! .. it simply cements your place in the 'sub-humanoid' strand of the evolutionary split.

 

This is a democracy and people are quite within their rights to express glee over the death of another human being if they want to - for me the question is why they feel the need to? It is crass and ignorant.


I didn't say they COULDN'T express their (in my mind) sick rantings over the a humans death, I just said it marked them to belonging to the sub-human strand of evolution.

 

13/04/2013 at 15:35

Hound

I feed you the same thing every meal time, you don't get meat or left overs or 'treats' that are bad for you.  You had the same kibble for breakfast this morning as you did for dinner last night and I haven't changed anything in your diet in recent weeks. 

Why is it then, that you suddenly smell like a rancid poo bag and you insist in lying at my feet right when you decide to let rip one of you toxic farts?

Take it outside, Stinky, I need to breathe! 

 

14/04/2013 at 23:08

Are you planning to behave like a hard but incompetent dick for the rest of your life or is this just a new plan for intended management of me for the rest of your life?  If so, Fucking Epic Fail.

Enjoy your wall to wall sport for the next few months.  I suspect once they're gone you might actually realise how much you've fucked up *this*.

15/04/2013 at 15:43

Dear unnecessarily noisy motorcyclists roaring down Victoria Street - I take it those big silver machines between your legs were there to compensate for your tiny penises?

15/04/2013 at 23:12
I want to say lots of swear words about what happened in Boston, but I suspect that even on this thread I might be told off. You'll have to fill them in for yourselves.
16/04/2013 at 08:18
Womble wrote (see)
I want to say lots of swear words about what happened in Boston, but I suspect that even on this thread I might be told off. You'll have to fill them in for yourselves.

+100

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