Things you want to say but can't

IT'S NOT THAT BLOODY DIFFICULT.
I'm not your babysitter, so sort it out between yourselves. 

You crossed the picket line and thereby broke the strike and undermined your colleagues. I don't know why you stay in the union, to be honest. You won't be hated or shunned or sent to Coventry. We're nice people. But one day you might need the union's backing and services. Whenever that happens I, your local rep, will be too busy to help.

Lady on the tube - leopard print panel on your dress and leopard print tights? Just no

Dear Doctor.

PLEASE hurry up and phone me back. I know you are busy. I really do, and I appreciate as a GP you see hundreds of people in a week. But I really need this bloody script and I really really need a scan and the tests to see just what is wrong with my sodding back and hips. I want to run again.

Thankyouplease

Dear neighbour.

It's not rocket science, it's quite easy really; let me explain.

Your car is about 12 feet long at a guess. My car is of similar length. Thats a total of about 24 feet. When there is agap of about 40 feet between two other parked cars that means that both you and I could park our cars in that gap. If you continue to park yours like a kn0b every time that means that only you will be able to park your car. If you stop being a selfish numpty that means that another neighbour could park their car fairly close to their house instead of having to catch a bus to their car as they have had to park it so far away. Understand ?

Am I the only one wondering if EKGO is mimaduck's doctor?

the timing of that was uncanny

Well spotted

alas no, but reading the post it could be marginally less of a problem

'Will you please get away from my desk, you germ-laden sh*t-bag!'

Actually - I did say it, but I guess it still counts...

Oh EKGO...if you were my doctor I promise not to pester you on your holiday.

Now to chase dewsbury hospital for their letter they promised me. might be easier if I just became bionic!

OH MY GOD I AM SO SICK OF WINTER!!!!!!!!  

Little Nemo - waving, not drowning! wrote (see)

Lady on the tube - leopard print panel on your dress and leopard print tights? Just no

I saw one today wearing some sort of  bright green and pink floral jumpsuit and pink canvas shoes - I wondered if she had escaped from clown school  :-S

Snap! wrote (see)

'Will you please get away from my desk, you germ-laden sh*t-bag!'

Actually - I did say it, but I guess it still counts...

mimaduck wrote (see)

Oh EKGO...if you were my doctor I promise not to pester you on your holiday.

Now to chase dewsbury hospital for their letter they promised me. might be easier if I just became bionic!

i hope Snap! isn't a GP.

Bedside manner might need a bit of work.

Screamapillar wrote (see)

Little Nemo - waving, not drowning! wrote (see)

Lady on the tube - leopard print panel on your dress and leopard print tights? Just no

 

I saw one today wearing some sort of  bright green and pink floral jumpsuit and pink canvas shoes - I wondered if she had escaped from clown school  :-S

I can't stand jumpsuits full-stop, never mind garish ones!!! UGH

Oh lord, no massage please! Never thought I'd say that but its too painful!

I have never worked somewhere where the people are so bitchy and lacking in respect as where I am now.

Yesterday I was telling someone how nice the human race was, but actually I think I'm taking that back after today's exhibition of societies best.