Dear New Boy in the Office.
Trying to screw me over only works if you actually hide stuff from me so make sure you remove paper work from the printer. You are meant to be helping me but so far i see very little of that and as you are only temp at the moment i'd start bucking your ideas up.
If you are not sure on stuff just ask, don't assume because it was done a particualr way at you old company it would work here.
Oh, and if you offer to actually help please do and stop lying you are just about to do it. If files are not on the net work and i can check i am assuming you are dicking around and not working.
Stop being a cock womble and work with the team not against it.