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29/05/2013 at 15:31

N*****, you've lived in Britain since 1955. How is it you speak English like you've just arrived?

30/05/2013 at 16:21

Oh do fuck off.

30/05/2013 at 20:45
mrs. hog - mousey wrote (see)

Oh do fuck off.

+1

30/05/2013 at 21:06
Screamapillar wrote (see)
mrs. hog - mousey wrote (see)

Oh do fuck off.

+1

+1 again

30/05/2013 at 21:20

You go to do your weekly shop as a family with your children aged 22 & 19. What's that all about ?

Then, the whole family is looking at which tin of beans to buy and leaves the shopping trolley on the other side of the aisle from where you are all congregating thus blocking said aisle.

Dont look at me like I've just shot your mother when I move the trolley so I, and many other people, can walk down the aisle and continue with our shopping. Next time you do it, I will through in to your trolley other items off the shelf while you arent looking and make it awkward for you when you get to the till.

 

31/05/2013 at 10:56

Dear Mother.  Telling your recovered bulimic daughter that she is looking a bit 'podgy' round the middle is not a good idea.  Shut up.

31/05/2013 at 12:31
carterusm wrote (see)

.... Next time you do it, I will through in to your trolley other items off the shelf while you arent looking and make it awkward for you when you get to the till.

 

Now there's an idea 

31/05/2013 at 12:34
carterusm wrote (see)

You go to do your weekly shop as a family with your children aged 22 & 19. What's that all about ?

Then, the whole family is looking at which tin of beans to buy and leaves the shopping trolley on the other side of the aisle from where you are all congregating thus blocking said aisle.

Dont look at me like I've just shot your mother when I move the trolley so I, and many other people, can walk down the aisle and continue with our shopping. Next time you do it, I will through in to your trolley other items off the shelf while you arent looking and make it awkward for you when you get to the till.

 

May I suggest a packet of condoms, tube of KY Jelly and tube of Anusol, should cause sufficient intrigue from the cashier !

31/05/2013 at 12:35

Dear Muttley Jnr's university. You charge for accommodation up to late July. Yet the third term ends in late May. I've just paid over a grand for his room, which is going to remain empty for the best part of two months because, as his tuition is done for this year, he's already back here. You're onto a good thing, aren't you? Feckin' rip off merchants.

31/05/2013 at 13:10

You have got to be F*CKING kidding!!!

This is supposed to be work not a f*cking obstacle course. Of all the years I've worked her this week has been the most disorganised and ineffiecient.

I note though, boss, that you are wandering round with a smile on your face while the rest us are totally stressed out. This is obviously a clue that you do not have the first idea what we are up against.

31/05/2013 at 23:21

Bloody M-I-L giving hubby a hard time.....

01/06/2013 at 08:14

I've had dealings with you twice. The first occasion you tried (unsuccessfully) to implement charging for residential parking permits outside my house.

more recently you told me that my application for the cyclescheme had been sat unopened in your in box for 3 weeks - I'm still waiting for my certificate 6 weeks later.

I do hope I'm not going to have to represent you in a job matching appeal in the service restructure.

03/06/2013 at 20:39

Oh dear, M-I-L is officially 'evil'.  Been consistently getting worse over the last 6 months, since Christmas.

04/06/2013 at 13:51

How nice to sit and do nothing.

Such a lovely day, shall we take a walk in the woods or go to the beach?

What you you like for tea today?

 

04/06/2013 at 13:59
Muttley wrote (see)

Dear Muttley Jnr's university. You charge for accommodation up to late July. Yet the third term ends in late May. I've just paid over a grand for his room, which is going to remain empty for the best part of two months because, as his tuition is done for this year, he's already back here. You're onto a good thing, aren't you? Feckin' rip off merchants.

Sub-let it to tourists!

04/06/2013 at 16:52

Dear patient age 88 - I cannot make you 28 again. Just because you are rich doesn't mean you don't get old.

04/06/2013 at 18:15

Please just all fuck off.  Yes, all of you.  I know you mean well but I can't cope with much more!

04/06/2013 at 18:23

Do you actually realise how blatantly, opportunistically, desperately, sycophantically, arse kissingly obvious you are?  No?  Well everyone else does. 

Carry on.

05/06/2013 at 19:06

Oh dear God - the OH has discovered Facebook!

06/06/2013 at 07:58

you are all queuing to use a treadmill in an underground gym..why??..its a lovely day out there, and you can run alongside the river.

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