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Pudge    pirate
03/07/2013 at 15:46
Dustin wrote (see)

so there I am washing my hands after taking a leak, just before I go for a run.
Door to trap 2 swings open, and outsteps a middle aged, couple of stone overweight man, as naked (but with more body hair) as the day he was born. No towel, no footwear, no pants, nothing.
Except he was carrying a phone.

Now I hope that he wasn't browsing images on it.

I don't mind nudity, I don't care if its swinging about mid-change by the lockers, but to wander into the separate toilet area. please, no.

Out of interest, do you take that phone into the shower with you? tw*t.

When I first read this, I thought this had happened in the toilets in your workplace.

03/07/2013 at 15:56

Thanks GFB, he loved DM1 so hope it's ok for him.  He's 5 1/2

03/07/2013 at 16:13
Cinders wrote (see)

Anything in particular about it that wasn't good Miffi?  Taking the little one to see it at the weekend.


Cinders, no, nothing in particular just really boring.  the first film was great, I think the second one is just average at best.  disappointing

03/07/2013 at 17:59

Ah well, least it will be a chance for me to have a rest then if nothing else lol 

03/07/2013 at 18:51

dont snore!

Cheerful Dave    pirate
03/07/2013 at 21:37
Miffi wrote (see)

gotta ask how you came by that snippet of information?

Was in Norway yesterday.  Posters everywhere.

03/07/2013 at 22:01

maybe it will gain something in the translation.

04/07/2013 at 07:44

RW - I am a subscriber, so I don't want a pop-up asking me if I want to subscribe

04/07/2013 at 08:50

Dear small willy man driving the porche. 

Making lots of noise and driving slowly make you look really stupid and confirms to everyone you really do have a small cock

 

04/07/2013 at 13:30

Dear Bookmarks, 

OK so I couldn't find you in the ususal way but it's nice to know you are still here 

Dear forumite,

If you couldn't see that was a joke I suggest you contact Interpol and get them to locate your missing sense of humour.

04/07/2013 at 13:32

Dear twat, make silly comments and expect to get silly responses 

04/07/2013 at 14:01

Dave, my husband and family are from Yorkshire and make jokes about flat caps and whippets among themselves as well as calling me a cockney. Nobody takes it seriously or accuses anyone of sterotyping and I can't believe you do either.

And you've never had a problem with my humour before - anymore than I have with yours so why now?

Nice stalking though! 

04/07/2013 at 14:07

Not related to Livergob are you ? She always thinks I'm talking about her.  

You have my sympathy with respect to your family 

04/07/2013 at 14:12

Dave, I have PMd you.

You've never had a problem with me or my humour in the past so why now and why bring another forumite into it anyway?

Seriously, where the f*ck has this come from? 

Edited: 04/07/2013 at 14:15
04/07/2013 at 14:15

I don't ... As I said I made a comment above, it didn't refer to you...

04/07/2013 at 14:17

That's very difficult to believe given your reaction (overreaction) to my posts on the other thread.

But hey, life's too short.

04/07/2013 at 14:18

Believe what ever you wish, it's a free country 

04/07/2013 at 14:23

Your replies are proof that you do have a problem otherwise you'd be explaining it was a misunderstanding.

But if you won't tell me I'm not playing guessing games. I meant it as a joke and I'm sorry you took it personally but if you can't see that, well,  *shrugs* 

Edited: 04/07/2013 at 14:23
04/07/2013 at 14:24

Seem very cut up about it....  I've moved on, as you say life's too short ( well it is when you are my age) 

04/07/2013 at 14:25

Screamapillar, how do you find missing bookmarks???

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