A chance to get it off your chest
seriously - WHO wants to know about people's toddlers/babies doing GIANT POOS in their potty after eating prunes???
FB fury again!
Sorry.Having a wee'un makes you completed obsessed with their bowel movements sometimes. I hope they at least didn't put a picture up....
Nicky - they didn't thankfully!
I think I've found the Karen of Fetch. If only Fetch had the 'ignore' button.
I don't actually feel that strongly about the actual structure, it's just the fact that it never seems to matter what I think, you will do what you want anyway. First you completely disregard my viewpoint, then when I don't change my mind, you come up with something that makes me feel I'm being childish to have such a viewpoint in the first place. Happens with everything. Good job I am unbelievably tolerant, or it would become a resentful issue quite quickly.
BULLSHIT there is no fucking way that was out!
booktrunk wrote (see)
BULLSHIT there is no fucking way that was out!
Dear Magaluf Police
thank you for the way you dealt with my son last week. You are quite right, he does not behave like that at home, jumping naked into the sea is not something anyone does very often in Britain.
i think your tactic of confiscating his clothes and making him walk back to the hotel bollock naked was very effective and an amicable solution all round. He was expecting a good thumping tbh.
Most amusing Mr.P
OK boss, I've asked you to do this three times now.
Despite you having done this task several times over the past few weeks you now don't seem to understand what I'm requesting. I'm slightly mystified and really rather annoyed and I would just go and do it myself if I had higher level access.
As it is I shall be asking someone else but I shall also be making a mental note that you were less than helpful with this
Mr Puffy wrote (see)
You are quite right, he does not behave like that at home, jumping naked into the sea is not something anyone does very often in Britain.
Really? It appears to be the norm amongst my friends.
Mr Puffy & SuperCaz - gotta watch out for jellyfish! That would put me right off jumping in naked!!
LOL! I experienced jelly fish last weekend when I swam through them for about 5 hours, although I wasn't naked. Their sting is no worse than a static shock, although I appreciate that there are some parts of the body where you wouldn't want to experience that.
I have experienced a big jellyfish sting. It got me down the spine from just above bra line to below waist, very painful and I reacted badly. Luckily I was not in too deep and just ran out screaming and collapsed in a heap on the beach. The name in spanish is Medusa after the greek god with serpents for hair, very apt name.
I am keeping my mouth shut because I do not wish to make things awkward with your daughter (who, by the way, is much more mature than you are). But for goodness sake. I am not a mind-reader. When I ask if someone if your horse is ok after it fought with mine and got kicked (please note I am upset about this, and wish there was something I could have done to prevent it) and they tell me it is ok, then I see your daughter riding it and it no marks on it a week later, why would I keep asking you how it is? If you had told me you were having to have the vet out instead of giving me the silent treatment, I would have offered to pay part of the vet bill. You may have been understandably upset about having to pay for a vet, but I wasn't exactly thrilled at having to fork out £200 for electric fencing in order to keep mine in a little patch on its own with no horsey company, especially as you then decided to remove yours from that field anyway so she could have just stayed with the others. Believe me, it really is only yours that she behaves that way with, and the whole situation could have been the other way round, except there is no way you would have had to put yours on its own, and I would not have held you responsible.
And by the way, 'adult behaviour' is to talk calmly about what the problem is, not make a vicious, passive agressive comment six weeks after the event and then give me a tirade about how my failure to mind-read is appalling behaviour from an adult.
blokes on the train last night: shut the fk up. Could you possibly mentione any more places that you have been to? Its not a big geography cock-off...dubai, tanzania, south africa, nz, australia, pakistan, singapore, japan, greece (?), kenya....stopped me getting my homeward nap.
Garmins are not always accurate
SuperCaz - OMG, 5hrs of swimming with jellyfish?! what a nightmare! Swimming the Channel is definitely not for the faint-hearted. I have full admiration for you.
SteadyCJ - yikes, thats nasty and very lucky you weren't in deep water.
I have a big respect for the ocean and whats in it, I'm also afraid of large waves so don't go out of my way to find them.
Have you eaten jellyfish? I did some years ago at a Chinese restaurant. Was disappointing really, didn't taste of anything. I think they piled on the MSG to try to enhance it!
I have seen a Portugese man or war jellyfish washed up on a beach once, it was absolutely huge. I tapped it with my foot, and it felt like this globular mass of, well jelly.
I was swimming round and round and round a harbour, which had trapped the jelly fish. It isn't normal to experience as many as that. I've been sea swimming for 5 years and never encountered them before
Anyway, back on topic...
Will you stop messing me around. Can I stay in the house or can't I? Are you going to come and do the inspection or am I expected to hang around until you feel like it? I can't wait to be out of here but I'd prefer to do it of my own accord rather than being pushed.
What do you mean you've tried everything to sort out your 'bad back'.
Maybe being 5' 3" and 15 stone in weight is one element you've over looked.
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