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29/08/2013 at 08:52
JT141 wrote (see)
If I'm running for over an hour I take a thermos and a packed lunch.

And proper cutlery too, I hope, none of that plastic stuff 

29/08/2013 at 09:26

A friend asking my advice on how to carb-loading for a 5K is a long-time chuckle inducer

Dear Man at the Petrol Station - why did you think it was ok to squeeze your car in front of mine whilst I was queuing to fill up? I was very obviously in front of you - impatient twat-rabbit!

29/08/2013 at 09:48

Dear RAC why if within seconds of me phoning up you have halved our renewal for next year didn't you save us all time and just send out that price on the paper work in the first place ?

29/08/2013 at 10:41

Dear Chap in office.

If you forward on e mails wanting advice on something, please make sure when i arrive at your desk to explain you stop and listen.  Starting an e mail is rude and shows how insulting you are.  Just because you are Head of your section does not mean you can treat people the way you do.

Please do not waste my time again.  You are a knob Ferret (I like that!)

29/08/2013 at 11:09
Re: cock womble, twat rabbit and nob ferret.

arse spaniel
XX1
29/08/2013 at 12:51
Ultra Bookie wrote (see)

To the woman honking her horn at me for driving at 30mph in a 30mph zone - there's this thing called The Law. I'm not going to speed just so you can take your insanely pencilled eyebrows to whatever destination you so desperately wanted to get to.

I often get tail-gaited when sticking to the speed limit...  Funny though that even when the rest of the road is completely empty the tail-gaiters never seem to want to overtake.

XX1
29/08/2013 at 13:03

£140 for a pair of running shoes?? No chance.

Cheerful Dave    pirate
29/08/2013 at 13:15
Ultra Bookie wrote (see)

 Cockwomble. I had a driver cut in front of me yesterday, without indicating, whilst I was doing 70mph on the motorway. Significant braking and heart pounding ensued. Some drivers are just knob-ferrets.

He was probably annoyed that you were cycling on the motorway.

Cake    pirate
29/08/2013 at 13:19

 Nar she was driving only speeds on a bike. She's normaly singing brakeing the law as she's doing it.

29/08/2013 at 13:20

Arse Spaniel. I like that.

29/08/2013 at 15:54

This forum Flob?

Cake    pirate
29/08/2013 at 15:59

Cinder see the syria debate thread a few people disagred with Flob some were not as polite as other's

29/08/2013 at 16:15

Ah, I see!  Thanks.

29/08/2013 at 16:45
Flob, you lost me sympathies at "retarded".
30/08/2013 at 12:58

The very reason I'm having to run this session is as a favour to X, whose orginal invitation you declined and who is now on holiday.

Believe it or not we have busy schedules too. It's no f*cking odds to me whether you attend or not but there's only one date and time on offer. Take it or leave it.

Oh and it would be nice, just for once, if I could go on holiday without having to deal with a whole load of other shit, some of it someone else's, before I go. 

Edited: 30/08/2013 at 13:07
30/08/2013 at 13:43

Dear Mr.Gove:

I was strongly tempted to trip you up wen I walked past you the other week.

If it happens again I might well do it, you warmongering little piece of shit.

30/08/2013 at 16:11

So glad that while I'm helping you with your work you can find time to sit around talking.

Well f*ck it. I'm finished for the day.

Cake    pirate
30/08/2013 at 17:36

 All jokes aside because I think you guys have a very different view point on the vote last night than me. Please trip him up you will be doing the kids of this country a favour before he conpleatly f*ck's up all the schools in this country. That tw*t still thinks it's the 1950's 

31/08/2013 at 18:28

You're threatening us with lawyers. Our reply is that given in the case of Arkell vs Pressdram.

iron fraggle    pirate
31/08/2013 at 21:11

^^  nice one Mutts 

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