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29/08/2013 at 00:44

Just because your group "trains here every Monday and Wednesday" it doesn't mean that you own the local, public track and can dictate to another group which lanes they can use. And how much do you know about track training if you can't even work out that the curved line for the start of a one mile race doesn't mean it's still a mile if you want us all to stay in the outside lanes. 

29/08/2013 at 08:29
JT141 wrote (see
If I'm running for over an hour I take a thermos and a packed lunch.

And a gel?

I've seen someone go to a parkrun like they're running an ultra. Gels, camelbak, layered clothing. I did ask if they were running further than that... but no - just 5k.

((Cake and Bookie)). I've had a few near collisions with knob-ferrets on the road.

29/08/2013 at 08:52
JT141 wrote (see)
If I'm running for over an hour I take a thermos and a packed lunch.

And proper cutlery too, I hope, none of that plastic stuff 

29/08/2013 at 09:26

A friend asking my advice on how to carb-loading for a 5K is a long-time chuckle inducer

Dear Man at the Petrol Station - why did you think it was ok to squeeze your car in front of mine whilst I was queuing to fill up? I was very obviously in front of you - impatient twat-rabbit!

Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
29/08/2013 at 09:48

Dear RAC why if within seconds of me phoning up you have halved our renewal for next year didn't you save us all time and just send out that price on the paper work in the first place ?

29/08/2013 at 10:41

Dear Chap in office.

If you forward on e mails wanting advice on something, please make sure when i arrive at your desk to explain you stop and listen.  Starting an e mail is rude and shows how insulting you are.  Just because you are Head of your section does not mean you can treat people the way you do.

Please do not waste my time again.  You are a knob Ferret (I like that!)

29/08/2013 at 11:09
Re: cock womble, twat rabbit and nob ferret.

arse spaniel
29/08/2013 at 12:51
Ultra Bookie wrote (see)

To the woman honking her horn at me for driving at 30mph in a 30mph zone - there's this thing called The Law. I'm not going to speed just so you can take your insanely pencilled eyebrows to whatever destination you so desperately wanted to get to.

I often get tail-gaited when sticking to the speed limit...  Funny though that even when the rest of the road is completely empty the tail-gaiters never seem to want to overtake.

29/08/2013 at 13:03

£140 for a pair of running shoes?? No chance.

Cheerful Dave    pirate
29/08/2013 at 13:15
Ultra Bookie wrote (see)

 Cockwomble. I had a driver cut in front of me yesterday, without indicating, whilst I was doing 70mph on the motorway. Significant braking and heart pounding ensued. Some drivers are just knob-ferrets.

He was probably annoyed that you were cycling on the motorway.

Cake    pirate
29/08/2013 at 13:19

 Nar she was driving only speeds on a bike. She's normaly singing brakeing the law as she's doing it.

29/08/2013 at 13:20

Arse Spaniel. I like that.

29/08/2013 at 14:30

Dear forumites, 

simply branding someone else's differing opinion as 'BOLLOCKS'/'UTTER BOLLOCKS', without even offering a half arsed attempt at making your own point, is for want of a better description, COMPLETE AND UTTER DANGLY BITS!! 

Also, you taking offence to being called a TROLL and then your silly  'it takes one to out one' response is ...... 'UTTER DANGLIES' too. But at least you offer some (retarded) reasoning for this point so I will not say it is DANGLIES.

that feels better.

29/08/2013 at 15:54

This forum Flob?

Cake    pirate
29/08/2013 at 15:59

Cinder see the syria debate thread a few people disagred with Flob some were not as polite as other's

29/08/2013 at 16:15

Ah, I see!  Thanks.

29/08/2013 at 16:45
Flob, you lost me sympathies at "retarded".
30/08/2013 at 00:57

I was aiming for irony in my rant..... I guess it was too subtle


30/08/2013 at 01:07
Cake wrote (see)

Cinder see the syria debate thread a few people disagred with Flob some were not as polite as other's

One person branded the ops opinion as utter bollovks. I was called a moron by the same forumite because I invited it to offer an opinion instead of insults. so I guess one person insulted me, but I didn't see any other Disagreement- so note to self- to pay attention. Better go read the other insults

30/08/2013 at 12:58

The very reason I'm having to run this session is as a favour to X, whose orginal invitation you declined and who is now on holiday.

Believe it or not we have busy schedules too. It's no f*cking odds to me whether you attend or not but there's only one date and time on offer. Take it or leave it.

Oh and it would be nice, just for once, if I could go on holiday without having to deal with a whole load of other shit, some of it someone else's, before I go. 

Edited: 30/08/2013 at 13:07
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