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25/09/2013 at 12:15

Dear ITV: "Birds of a Feather" was total crap the first time round, when the BBC made it.

Why are you resurrecting it? It was better off dead.

25/09/2013 at 16:48

What a stupid bloody question - no, it isn't possible. 

25/09/2013 at 20:58

Sorry - it was a genuine mistake - thanks for making me feel even more carp than I do already.

Mr StOat    pirate
25/09/2013 at 23:28

I really wish I'd done this years ago

26/09/2013 at 11:49

For a supposedly sensitive individual you can be really thick sometimes.  Walking in while I am mid-conversation with our boss about something fairly important and starting to tell me about your mother in law's potential dog was at best irrelevant, which is why I was a bit floored and unresponsive - we were not talking about you!

26/09/2013 at 11:51
Other marathons are available!
26/09/2013 at 11:53
Millsy1977 wrote (see)
Other marathons are available!

*nods* 

Cake    pirate
26/09/2013 at 12:19

 But but but you meen it's not the centre of everything?

26/09/2013 at 16:22

Dear Mr. Eats Less Than 1000kcal Per Day But Somehow Weighs 24 Stone,

Challenging me about what time I get up and what time I finish work, and whether or not I have a family I want to spend time with is quite rude, and quite irrelevant. I don't have diabetes or arteries made of Lurpak. My diet and exercise habits are none of your business. But if you do want to know, I'm usually out of the house for at least 11 hours per day, do have family and friends I spend time with, and still find time to train for triathlons, ultra marathons, etc. FYI, walking from your car to someone's house does not constitute exercise.

Regards,

Someone who is not your enemy, you cockwomble.

 

26/09/2013 at 16:22

Oh, and:

Dear Mr. 4 o'clock - take a bath. My clinic room now smells of urine. 

26/09/2013 at 16:49

Dear senior managers:

The fact that four of you decided you needed to escort the chairman through the department was quite embarrassing IMO. I expect you can still taste the shoe polish.

26/09/2013 at 16:50

Can't you understand simple ******* English?

[that's a boring one that's probably been done a dozen times already.... but very very genuine today]

Edited: 26/09/2013 at 17:00
Pudge    pirate
26/09/2013 at 17:17

First time application to the VLM and I'm in. Piece of piss. What's all the fuss about?

26/09/2013 at 18:05

Dear Friend,

Not wanting to see someone upset is not a good reason for getting back together with them...  Don't be messing her about.

 

26/09/2013 at 20:35

Dear self,

Running is pants when you don't eat, remember?

27/09/2013 at 08:44

Thanks for including the Mustang multi stage race in your magazine this month.
A bargain at just over 2000pounds to enter (plus all associated kit), not to mention training time and impact on family life. If I want the family to come too, then those costs would probably go over £10k.
Pleased too that for some, at 41 and at a funny time of life, you can just up and do the Atacama for £2300 (plus flights). Some of us make do with a new pair of asics and a trip to the pub.

Edited: 27/09/2013 at 09:01
27/09/2013 at 09:38

stop wasting my time, you ask for my advice and i give it but you do not take on board what i say.  So, please don't come round wasting my time as you obviously know better. 

 

27/09/2013 at 12:29

Dear Perv,

OK so I was barely awake this morning and only 10ft from my front door when you stopped, rolled down your window, "jokingly" told me there were no buses and offered me a lift to the station.

And no, I wasn't scared or intimidated (I just thought you were a tool) but, on reflection, I  think plenty of women would have been, at that time in the morning on a quiet street so, wanker, if I see you again, I'm taking your licence plate number.

Edited: 27/09/2013 at 12:30
27/09/2013 at 14:12

So you're doing a trek to raise money for charity. And 62% of money raised is treated as a charity donation. That's over £1000 of sponsorship money that's  going towards paying for you to have agreat adventure.

 

Edited: 27/09/2013 at 14:13
27/09/2013 at 22:28

Resignation in, and in 3 weeks time I start my new job...... good bye you w*****s!

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