A chance to get it off your chest
No you don't work for Sky so stop trying to sell me dodgy insurance and feck off and stop ringing
Oh no wait I did say that
OK I signed up for my 2nd ever marathon queue usual comment re the "bug" - No I haven't got a bug, I'm not diseased just trying to stay healthy so stop pretending like you're sorry for me and feck off you condescending git
Dear person who just called me in the middle of something...
No I won't confirm my date of birth and first line of my address. You rang ME. I didn't ask to speak to you and now you're saying you can't talk to me further about what you called about.
Good. So sod off and don't call again. Put it in the mail.
some good 'uns here.
personally I struggle with finding something I wish I could say etc because I always say what I think or feel (however daft). I find phoney politeness irritating and cannot see the need.
CazSoul wrote (see)
When I answer the phone at work after the recommended 2 rings with the standard Good morning/afternoon *insert name of company* and you say to me "Is that *insert name of company*" I'll give you a clue, if it wasn't *insert name of Company* I would've f*cking said something else when I answered the phone. I speak very clearly when I answer the phone as it is part of my job so please pay attention f*ckwit!!!
Did someone say sommat....
ARRRRRGH!!! That drives me NUTS
I will even leave a pause when I pick up the phone so people can realise I've picked up the phone and start to listen and they STILL don't hear me - WHY DID YOU RING IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED????!!!!!
Edited to say - i'm really not an agro person but i do really like this thread - I felt so much calmer on the drive in this morning
Muttley, some banks are better than others - my Halifax branch not only opens at 8.00 am most mornings, it also has machines that allow you to pay in cheques
No queue, and no sales chat. Result
Sorry - that's not really in the spirit of the thread!Um..... I did want to say to a woman walking along with an umbrella up when it was no longer raining, that it wasn't raining any more. But I didn't.
LIVERBIRD wrote (see)
She is WELL better looking than you are! Do you have an enormous penis or a sparkling personality?
*edited because Wilkie's about!
You know these T-shirts you get that say things like "Thank your girlfriend for me" or "I'm an animal in bed"???
Make you look like a complete tosser.
And please don't wear things with F**K on the front because I hate them and little children can read too.
You CAN'T always say what you really mean Stu! What if it's really hurtful?
Dear John on the answering machine -please do what it says and leave a number - I know more than one John and I'm not ringing them all up to see if it's you - and I know you said "hello...it's John from Donegal - ring me back" - but that doesn't really narrow it down that much either.
She is WELL better looking than you are! Do you have an enormous penis or a sparkling personality?*edited because Wilkie's about!
Is that directed at me? Might be true right enough anyway..... Or did someone I have on ignore just post something after me?
BTW I don't have an enormous penis, though i wouldn't mind finding a man with one of those attached. i know some enormous penises though
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