Things you want to say but can't - Page 9 - Clubhouse

Cake

pirate

01/09/2010 at 11:42

As this is the thread for things you really can’t say. Dear *large workplace I have to deal with every day, somewhere in the south of England* as your continual incompetence has yet again caused a error to be made regarding a employee. From now on every time they phone up distressed and worried about stuff I’m going to point out to them it’s down to yourselves supplying the wrong information and your failure in even the simplest tasks. Hopefully this will result in yourselves getting a good ticking off from everybody you work with and I won’t have to use glove puppets and a abacus again to make you understand what you should have done you cretinous fool.

Lee the Pea pirate

pirate

01/09/2010 at 12:17

LIVERBIRD wrote (see)

She is WELL better looking than you are! Do you have an enormous penis or a sparkling personality?
*edited because Wilkie's about!

Is that directed at me? Might be true right enough anyway..... Or did someone I have on ignore just post something after me?

BTW I don't have an enormous penis, though i wouldn't mind finding a man with one of those attached. i know some enormous penises though

Lee the Pea pirate

pirate

01/09/2010 at 12:24

ooh back on to things you want to say but can't:

"You, mister are very, very hot, and I often wonder what you would look like naked. You are very nice too, and seem to be perfect in every way, except of course for the fact you are not lying naked in my room, which is less than perfect. Although it sounds as if I am only obsessed with your fit bod, I am not. You are nice to chat too as well. Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom "

Cake

pirate

01/09/2010 at 12:47

Well thankyou I still got it.

Wilkie

01/09/2010 at 12:52

Stu www.coastersgb.co.uk wrote (see)

LIVERBIRD wrote (see)
You CAN'T always say what you really mean Stu! What if it's really hurtful?

generally don't think anything really hurtful but will say what I think and "own" it. Not easy at times though

Do you mean that if you see someone wearing a hideous dress, or with an unflattering hair-do, you go up to them and tell them so?

STU -

01/09/2010 at 13:05

Have been known too

goldbeetle

01/09/2010 at 13:22

Dear best mate
I'm sorry but the wife you adore is mad
She's controlling, paranoid, spiteful and wants nothing more to dominate every part of your life and turn you into someone you are not
I know a relationship is give and take but how much can she take. I would tell you this on person but you wouldn't listen.
Hopefully she will find someonelse

Sprint for the line

01/09/2010 at 13:28

I look down on you beacuse you read

Daily Mail
Sun
Mirror
Star
Hello
OK!
Nuts
Zoo
Closer
Heat

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Harry Potter is not a great read, you're an adult. Read an adult book

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Profiling does work

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In 99% of cases, Pregnancy is your choice. I will make allowances for you at our place of work, but it is your choice.I tire of hearing how tired/sick/craving you are.

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Scotland should support itself with it's own taxes if it wants to choose how to spend them

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Alcoholism is not a disease, it is a choice

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Smoking around your small child makes me think a lot less of you

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Young people will regret tattoos and should really think more before daubing themselves with them

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Don't get high and mighty about speed cameras, they're massive and painted yellow and 30 is a LIMIT

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If motorcyclists want respect will 90% of them stop driving like absolute wankers.

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Crocs are a mistake of humanity

God I could carry on for hours.....

Edited: 01/09/2010 at 13:29

Womble

01/09/2010 at 13:49

Dear Sir/Madam (you have an unhelpful e-mail address), if you want me to remove your details from our mailing database why don't you give me a clue as to your name and/or address. It makes my job a lot easier.

CazSoul

01/09/2010 at 13:56

Oi scaggy neighbour, stop getting pished out of your tiny brain and then calling your wife/girlfriend every name under the sun through the locked front door just because she won't let you in at 2 in the morning. Cut out the middle man and go straight to the police station when you leave the pub so the rest of the street can get some sleep.

Oh and whilst we're on the matter, MY driveway is for MY car and people visiting ME not for you to cut across to visit next door or play football on you f*cking eejit!!!

JWrun

01/09/2010 at 14:07

You got a cob-on again sprint?

Some of your comments show some naivety (just being honest) but I do agree with you on Crocs being a mistake of humanity and WTF is it about Harry Potter????

EdnaModes

01/09/2010 at 14:10

Sprint - I got my first tattoo when I 28 and don't regret it. My second one was added when I was 34, don't regret that one either. They are both in bit of me usually covered up tho and not for public consumption.

I agree about the crocs

goldbeetle

01/09/2010 at 14:50

AllNewTB wrote (see)

They are both in bit of me usually covered up tho and not for public consumption.

have you got a tattoed arse?

MadameO

01/09/2010 at 14:53

goldbeetle wrote (see)

have you got a tattoed arse?

I used to but we split up earlier this year.

STU -

01/09/2010 at 14:58

Sprint for the line wrote (see)

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Alcoholism is not a disease, it is a choice
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debatable whether alcoholism is a disease , fine but choice!? . Nobody would "choose" to be dependent on booze to the detriment of their loved ones, health and quality of life. People choose to drink and risk falling into alcoholism but they do not "choose" to be alcohlic like they choose their socks at Marks & Spencer. Saying that simply simplifies a complicated issue as if you can easily "choose" to step out of it.

Edited: 01/09/2010 at 15:03

EdnaModes

01/09/2010 at 14:59

Goldbeetle - no and as I said, they're not for public consumption.

goldbeetle

01/09/2010 at 15:25

MadameO wrote (see)

goldbeetle wrote (see)
have you got a tattoed arse?

I used to but we split up earlier this year.

Aha! boom boom

goldbeetle

01/09/2010 at 15:25

AllNewTB wrote (see)

Goldbeetle - no and as I said, they're not for public consumption.

gooooo on give us a clue

STU -

01/09/2010 at 15:34

I felt a reluctance to say this (that is near as I get to feeling I can't). People who use a watered down concept of "choice" to somehow blame "addicts" or "fat people" when they are down ought to be in the grips of the worst addiction possible and suffer mass obesity in the future. Let us listen to their views again a few years down the line.

Catalin Bond

01/09/2010 at 15:40

CazSoul wrote (see)

When I answer the phone at work after the recommended 2 rings with the standard Good morning/afternoon *insert name of company* and you say to me "Is that *insert name of company*" I'll give you a clue, if it wasn't *insert name of Company* I would've f*cking said something else when I answered the phone. I speak very clearly when I answer the phone as it is part of my job so please pay attention f*ckwit!!!

As someone who generally rings up from a mobile I do often struggle with this one and will confirm I have the right company as what generally happens from my end is......"Hello *muffled version that could be company name or could be something else entirely*" . I probably do come across like an ignorant f*uckwit that doesn't listen but last time this happened when I asked "Is that *company name*" the response I got somehow sounded excatly half way between yes and no!