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27/06/2012 at 12:35

Next time I play an unknown video I'm going to check how high the volume is on my computer *holds tissue to bleeding ears* 

Mr Boredom have you considered that it might be you that's being boring? All your posts are the same. I genuinely just skimmed half of the monologue in the 11+ one, you bore me but the others make me laugh. Maybe there will be a volley of abuse, maybe not. Either way I didn't write that to be antagonistic (though I don't care if it is) it's the absolute truth

27/06/2012 at 12:40
Towner wrote (see) knee still hurts......


Towner wrote (see)

a bit on the salty side Goldbeetle, but nice with a cold bottle of beer.

*does dance to entertain*

 I may have found the cause of your sore knee, Towner...

27/06/2012 at 12:43

I was wondering if he was wearing his tutu or not but didn't like to ask 

27/06/2012 at 12:44

...could be onto something there Frodes.....felt i should try and do something entertaining though.

*sits back down*

27/06/2012 at 12:45

never leave home without it SOLB!...shows off the silky legs!

27/06/2012 at 12:53

My niece is at university, and she tells me that a 2:2 is called a Desmond in student slang.

27/06/2012 at 12:57

Sarah, I'll see your dramatic chipmunk and raise you with a <gasp> DRAMATIC LEMUR!!

27/06/2012 at 13:05

And a first is a Damien

I'll let you guess what an Atilla the Hun is. 

I saw some lemurs at a zoo last week. They were sunbathing

27/06/2012 at 13:09

You can walk amongst the Lemurs at Colchester Zoo, but I there is a sign that says don't feed them, not sure if that includes giving them Pringles.

27/06/2012 at 13:10

Looking at my post, should Lemurs have a capital letter or not? 



I think not.

27/06/2012 at 13:12

I think with a capital L it means some crappy soul or hip-hop singer, yes?

Edit: this cool dude:


Edited: 27/06/2012 at 13:13
27/06/2012 at 13:22

I think he may be called Lemar 

You can walk in with lemurs (little l) at Monkey World in Dorset. You're not allowed to feed them, but if you have food on you you'll be the most popular person in the enclosure

27/06/2012 at 13:27

I thought Pringles was a brand of knitwear. I can't see why you can't give a lemur a jumper, especially if it's cold, which it's likely to be in Colchester Zoo surely?

27/06/2012 at 13:34

i only have one jumper, not sure what type it is.....its a stripy one though.

lemurs are quite nice with or without knitwear....not sure how cold it gets in colchester.

27/06/2012 at 13:38

I've just had my gas boiler serviced.  Well, that's that for another year!

27/06/2012 at 14:05
Wilkie wrote (see)

I've just had my gas boiler serviced.  Well, that's that for another year!

Good work Wilkie.  Thus saving the emergency call-out in October when no plumbers are available anyway, because everyone's boilers are conking out when they try to crank up the central heating again.

I've been putting off replacing my broken toilet seat cover.  I presume these things have standard fittings and I can just pick up any old one?  Anyone know??

27/06/2012 at 14:11

Careful guys, this is turning into the Mundane Thread 

27/06/2012 at 14:11

I used to service my old boiler once a year. But not since we got divorced.

27/06/2012 at 14:12

It does get quite cold in Colchester, but it also gets quite warm in Colchester. Nest time we go which is likely to be in November when it is possibly going to be cold, I'll take a pringle with me just to be on the safe side. Though if we go in August will probaly be a bit cold then too.  (or should that be to?)

If I see a crappy soul/hip hop singer at the zoo I'll offer him a pringle, may cover up his pants a bit.

We have storage heaters so we don't have to have a boiler serviced either which is always a relief.  

27/06/2012 at 14:24

Yes they are standard. Though i think you have to buy both the seat and the cover.

Cheap as chips in Argos

(Do I get a point for mentioning Argos? Can you get any more pedestrian than a mention of Argos in a post)

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