What an effort
TimR wrote (see)
Nothing wrong with enhanced nuts.
I think genetically modifying nuts is asking for trouble.
those marmite coated cashew nuts are the dog's bollocks
yeo wrote (see)
My dog has no bollocks, but I agree that they're lovely.
My husband never tires of asking Cole 'Where's your ball' *off the dog goes to look for the tennis ball* while D follows it up with "It's in the vets with your other one"
The cashews are lovely, not the balls. Not that I've tried Marmite dog bollocks.
Only Muttley and he won't mind, he's got more medals that you.
Nobbi's nuts. that's one for Bruce.
You leave my nuts alone
God your all talking shite!
*then he awoke to find it was all a dream*
wibbly wobbly wibbly wobbly
"wake up wake up"
"eh eh what?Christ that was 'orrible Pringles everywhere!"
UFO wrote (see)
So many replies in such a short time. The OP touched a nerve.
Corr, yeah, this guy really knows how to flick people's switches. Everyone's so incensed that they're discussing, erm, crisps.
PhilPub wrote (see)
UFO wrote (see) So many replies in such a short time. The OP touched a nerve. Corr, yeah, this guy really knows how to flick people's switches. Everyone's so incensed that they're discussing, erm, crisps.
PhilPub you owe me another cup of tea, the one I had was so violently amused/incensed that it hurled itself out of my mouth and all over the screen.
I just remembered my mum use to make us crisps back in the dark days of the 80's When money was tight and crisps were a luxury.
She was such a sweet lady
home made crisps?
blooody luxury
we had to suck on a lump of coal and be grateful for it
Stephen E Forde wrote (see)
I just remembered my mum use to make us crisps back in the dark days of the 80's When money was tight and crisps were a luxury. She was such a sweet lady
I would suggest she was more savoury than sweet.
Johnny Blaze wrote (see)
What a sad case he is. If he is anything more than 25 years old I would like to suggest he takes a good hard look in the mirror at his behaviour, which is highly untypical and reminds me of one of those ranting drunks you see in town centres. They think they're the only ones who see life for what it is, but the truth is they're just a raddled pisshead whose life has taken so many wrong turns they have to take their anger out on everybody else. Ho hum.
Hey! I'm under 25 and I am NOT like this at all - just thought I'd get that out there
As for OP, this comes to mind:
You guys are making me hungry for pringles but all the shops around by me are now closed
Trying rubbing wasbi on your private bits
Ronaldo is a bit of a smug git, isn't he? Saving himself until last to be the one to cinch glory. That backfired
