This forum is shite

OK, seems like a reasonable request.

Nurse, bedpan, help...

As another post snuk (snuck, snuk, f***) in there, I meant...

sneaked?

snaught?

I like snaught

"Snaught", sounds like something from, a... atch... atchscn... ...sssssnooooo...

.

Nurse, hanky.

That sneeze snaught up on you, didn't it?

See! It works

So, after you've done with trying to eat your weight in pringles... Like me....

Who is going to be the first person to eat their weight in the most top notch wasabi?

So, if eating your weight in pringles is like a marathon...

Is eating your weight in wasabi an ultra?

And if so, what comes after?

Slowfoot 2012 wrote (see)

Trying rubbing wasbi on your private bits

Slowfoot 2012 .... soon to be appearing in the next edition of the Darwin Awards !

Is wasabi the new horseradish?

Wasbi   ROCKS !!!!

Will go to Tesco tonight and see if they stock Waspi Rocks -

Do you have to grind them down before you rub them on your private parts? 

Will play Waspi Rocks Paper Scissors with my son tonight.

Piggyback Rideplease wrote (see)

So, if eating your weight in pringles is like a marathon...

Is eating your weight in wasabi an ultra?

And if so, what comes after?

A great deal of discomfort when you next have a poo?

Wilkie wrote (see)

Piggyback Rideplease wrote (see)

So, if eating your weight in pringles is like a marathon...

Is eating your weight in wasabi an ultra?

And if so, what comes after?

A great deal of discomfort when you next have a poo?

Now that is shite.

Having re-read the OP did no one pick up on the almost weekly running with dogs crap comment?.

Sorry why would anyone want to run with dogs crap, I have enough bowel problems of my own without carrying that around with me 

I think all the discussion about Lemurs, Pringles and Kachagoogoo we mised out on the important question.

...and does it have to be dog do or can it be, say, cat fudge?

No that's not right, people don't run with dog crap.

You hide the crap away in a bag, go for your run, come back latter and throw the crap in a bin.

You wouldn't want to carry the crap with you during your run, it would make you all unbalanced and you might fall over..... which would be messy.

Where I live on the Essex coast it is far easier to find the doggy doos that the cat fudge - rather than hiding it in a bag could you hide it in a pringle tube? 

Do you put the doos in the pringle tube after feeding the animal their weight in pringles or your weight in them?

And does wasabi come in a big enough tube to do that with?