Those dolphins, I'm no expert ...............

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10/06/2008 at 18:16

.............. but aren't they Porpoises?

10/06/2008 at 19:21

not something you see every day on the bus

10/06/2008 at 19:22
................. and apparently they are dolphins, Common dolphins, but small ones
10/06/2008 at 19:29
Did they beach themselves on porpoise?
10/06/2008 at 19:33
Who gets dibs? - Are they currently appearing in the butchers or the fishmongers?
10/06/2008 at 19:34

that's just the half of it .............................

  •  do you burn more calories doing 10k in 30 mins or 60 mins
  • If you drink some water after drinking an isotonic drink in a race ...............does the isotonic drink become just a drink?
  • Camera's have round lenses and square pictures
  • when you have a bad dream and the midget with the axe is chasing you, you wake up and then go back to sleep. The midget with the axe is still there. When you have a realy good dream and are about to make love to your perfect lover, you wake and then go back to sleep. The perfect lover has gone.

 I have solved

  • the white dog poo and
  •  the man who drives the snow plough
  • Dolphins are done now too
10/06/2008 at 19:34
Lol David
10/06/2008 at 19:39
I'll have a bottle nose, two flippers and a blow hole please with ketchup.
10/06/2008 at 21:54

PM
So what happened to white dog poo?

10/06/2008 at 22:04

Thought dogs of all colours poo.

Are you saying all brown dogs are constipated?

Think I need to lie down

10/06/2008 at 22:08
20 minutes wrote (see)

PM
So what happened to white dog poo?


What happened to Hoose?

10/06/2008 at 22:29
To be fair that is Hooses' specialist subject, ............................... but it is simply a change of diet, no bones to chew on,'orible canned dog meat and BAMMMMM, no white dog poo
11/06/2008 at 01:16

Anyone know what the difference between a dolphin and a porpoise is?

I do know there are quite a few species of dolphin.  I believe strictly speaking orca are dolphin, so maybe porpoise are too.

Edited: 11/06/2008 at 02:09
11/06/2008 at 08:25
Don't care what they are called they taste great, especially with a little light soya sauce.
11/06/2008 at 11:04

Yes, John West do it in tins ............................ oh is that tuna?

11/06/2008 at 12:47
I thought white dog poo was down to the bonemeal feed the dogs ate? Are you saying then that if I leave a turd out in the sun it will turn white? How long does it take and if I drink guinness first does it take longer to turn white? This is serious stuff that needs investigating!
11/06/2008 at 12:48

no, no cake, the white dog poo was not as squishy as the modern stuff. Much firmer stuff, full of calcium.

  •  do you burn more calories doing 10k in 30 mins or 60 mins
  • If you drink some water after drinking an isotonic drink in a race ...............does the isotonic drink become just a drink?
  • Camera's have round lenses and square pictures. HOW?
  • when you have a bad dream and the midget with the axe is chasing you, you wake up and then go back to sleep. The midget with the axe is still there. When you have a realy good dream and are about to make love to your perfect lover, you wake and then go back to sleep. The perfect lover has gone. WHY?

any of the above would be good

11/06/2008 at 12:48
If you leave a turd in the sun it will usually go white (although doesn't seem to have worked on Robert Mugabe).
11/06/2008 at 12:49
Michael Jackson?
11/06/2008 at 12:54

another characterristic of the white dog poo was it's satying abilty. It didn't fade away but would almost turn to stone.

I think I'm saying too much, a run methinks

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