Nicked from Radio 2. Simple rule - say what you want, but in only three words
Water, keyboard - incompatible.
bored at work?
Monotony destroys neurones.
Work,Home,Run
Hungry, indecisive, annoyed
Hungry, angry - hangry.
toad-in-hole
Not enough words
I want pie.
Mr Puffy wrote (see)
Simon Mayo Twat Confessions made up should be retired try radio four
Radio Four? Maybe.
Bombay
Bad
Boy
On
Your
Bike
Saffy mounts Betty
Tea, chocolate, now.
What Wilkie said.
sarah the bookworm wrote (see)
I am happy
I like cheese
