tip of the day

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10/11/2013 at 06:33

Latest from the 'Runners world' tear off calendar.

http://s4.runnersworld.co.uk/members/images/493151/gallery/ltoday’s_tip.png?width=350

 

kittenkat    pirate
10/11/2013 at 08:12

Idiotic 

10/11/2013 at 08:26
I guess that by November they are really running out of ideas.
10/11/2013 at 09:53

How many cows motivate themselves by looking in a full  length mirror every day?

kittenkat    pirate
10/11/2013 at 09:55

If it's full length why can't we see the whole cow? 

10/11/2013 at 09:57

I don't know - I'm still struggling to believe they actually used a picture of a cow!

10/11/2013 at 15:13
Screamapillar wrote (see)

I don't know - I'm still struggling to believe they actually used a picture of a cow!

Er, they didn't. 

It was just a plain mirror with me playing 'silly buggers' with the image of a cow.

Couldn't help myself. Some of those 'tips' are 'total pony'. Wait until the 21st November (something about collecting rubbish while out running).

cougie    pirate
10/11/2013 at 15:23
A wombling fartlek session ? I think thats a good idea. Litter annoys me so much I often have to pick some up as I go. Nike should do an integrated aero litter bag. I'd be all over that.
kittenkat    pirate
10/11/2013 at 15:27
RicF wrote (see)
Screamapillar wrote (see)

I don't know - I'm still struggling to believe they actually used a picture of a cow!

Er, they didn't. 

It was just a plain mirror with me playing 'silly buggers' with the image of a cow.

Couldn't help myself. Some of those 'tips' are 'total pony'. Wait until the 21st November (something about collecting rubbish while out running).

Ha ha.... I still wonder what message it's trying to impart.

10/11/2013 at 15:47

Drink more milk?

10/11/2013 at 15:57
kittenkat wrote (see)

Ha ha.... I still wonder what message it's trying to impart.

I wondered if anyone would think that.

A reaction to the idea that anyone should be encouraged to spend all day gazing at their wonderful image.

10/11/2013 at 17:11

Ric - can you post the next ones?

10/11/2013 at 18:11

What are we looking for in the mirror?

10/11/2013 at 18:13
Emmy H wrote (see)

Ric - can you post the next ones?

Certainly.

Would you like them by the day or ahead of schedule?

kittenkat    pirate
10/11/2013 at 18:36
RicF wrote (see)
kittenkat wrote (see)

Ha ha.... I still wonder what message it's trying to impart.

I wondered if anyone would think that.

A reaction to the idea that anyone should be encouraged to spend all day gazing at their wonderful image.

I'm not sure whether their angle is "I'm a fat ugly bastard and so therefore the only way out of a one way ride to Hell is running" or "I look so fucking good naked, it must be all that RUNNING I do".

Either way, having been a runner for nearly 30 years, I can swear on the bones of the chicken we just ate, that I have never ever looked at myself naked in a mirror and thought about running.

kittenkat    pirate
10/11/2013 at 18:37

I might have seen a cow though on the odd occasion.

10/11/2013 at 19:36
Ultra Bookie wrote (see)

What are we looking for in the mirror?

"Gaaah!  Belly button fluff.  Maybe if I go for a run I can sweat it out or it'll dissolve."

"Oh my god, it's got smaller, if that's possible.  I feel a bit inadequate.  Still, the calves are worth working on. Hill reps I think."

"Why did I get a tattoo saying '!!KCUF YZAL UOY, NUR A ROF OG'??"

11/11/2013 at 14:47

Er. That isn't a full-length mirror.

11/11/2013 at 15:42
Colin McLaughlin wrote (see)

Er. That isn't a full-length mirror.

For those of enormous girth it is.

http://s4.runnersworld.co.uk/members/images/493151/gallery/tip2.png?width=350

 

11/11/2013 at 15:51

I have no idea what hes trying to demonstrate there? Cross, tie, thread through? Im lost!

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