Today's Budget

you be the chancellor

12 messages
09/04/2003 at 11:56

It's easy, I can't see why he makes such a fuss about it.

Set your own budget here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/uk/03/budget/byoc/html/byoc.stm

then come out of YOUR house holding a briefcase in front of your face.

09/04/2003 at 12:00
Read it this morning, not as good as last year's, that was a real hoot.
09/04/2003 at 12:33
its rubbish..it wouldn't let me abolish child allowance and family credit...why on earth do we pay people to have children???!!! ;)

09/04/2003 at 12:43
tax relief for every mile i've ever ran!!

cor blimy...i'd be quids in!!
09/04/2003 at 12:44
And then we pay to educate and medicate the buggers.
09/04/2003 at 12:57
300% tax increase on fags and keg beer

Tax reduction on Real Ale.

No VAT on running shoes and clothes and tax incentives for chocolate eating, jaffa cakes etc

09/04/2003 at 13:12
some sort of carbo tax credit?
09/04/2003 at 13:13
Cash back for internet hours used
09/04/2003 at 13:14
you'd be a rich man! ;) Me, I never use it
09/04/2003 at 13:15
right... Don't believe you!

And I do work, just desk bound most of the time so I can happily minimise-maximise this wonderful place! Like this (minimises, then maximises again)
Nicko. Hdau    pirate
09/04/2003 at 13:16
No tax on m/cycles, or sports boxer shorts, treble tax on cigs(badger), and free instant access to top physiotherapy for runners that get injured...........
09/04/2003 at 13:48
voucher for a pie & a pint for every mile ran.

Added tax on football teams who wear red

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