See a bidet, right?
is it instead of wiping your bum, or as well as?
I think it's as well as. Get the big stuff off with paper, finish the job with soap and water.
You could use it as a drinking fountain as well
I've never been sure which direction to face.
At drinking fountains, or bidets?
What if there is a drinking fountain next to a bidet Mr P ? How do you decide which way to face for using either.
Take pot luck?
i wonder if someone would let me try theirs. just to see.
toilet paper is well expensive now. in our house we are rationed to two sheets per visit.
How do you monitor this rule Dude?
A bidet probably works out more expensive (buying one, installing it, etc.).
It would take a long time to recoup the cost of supermarket own-brand toilet paper.
You could always use torn up sheets of newspaper, or old Yellow Pages
Or Runners World?
Although the pages might be a bit glossy and not very absorbent.
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Or Runners World? Although the pages might be a bit glossy and not very absorbent.
which is very handy when they put some of those fit ladies on the cover.
cheapo toilet paper is a false economy. it doesn't last/tears and you end up with ikea cake all over your hands.
Make sure always to poo at work
no way!
too cold/awful bog roll.
Bidets are great for washing muddy feet in after a run.
My friend J from Spain burnt his balls in a bidet in a hotel. He'd just flown in from Spain to take up a job in the UK and had to call his new employers to tell them he was in hospital with singed testicles and would be late taking up his new post.
Cleaning your bum with toilet paper alone is a bit filthy really isn't it? You wouldn't clean your face with just a bit of paper, and (hopefully at least) your face doesn't even have poo on it to start with.
Yeah it is Rob. I liked the methods used in South-East Asia - much cleaner. Pot with a water scooper (mandi) or the spray things that take a while to get the hang of.
