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04/11/2012 at 18:42

Change your first name to Lord by deed poll, thus acquiring a posh title on the cheap.

04/11/2012 at 22:15

Elli - Genuis!!

08/11/2012 at 12:04

*snorting with laughter* If I'd been inventive enough to have thought of that myself a few years back, my then neighbours would have received a frozen tray of piss from me at least three times a day! God but I hated them with a vengeance.

Edited: 08/11/2012 at 12:04
08/11/2012 at 14:48

Buy a bundle of little grip seal bags.  Crush supermarket own brand painkillers and put small amounts of resulting powder in each bag.  Walk up and down the high street at two on Saturday and Sunday morning and sell each bag to drunk tweenies for fifty quid a go.

08/11/2012 at 14:50
So life after the Tweenies hasn't been good for Milo, Fizz, Bella and Jake?
08/11/2012 at 14:52

Good plan! and they would be back for more the following week as their morning headaches would be a thing of the past. So this is a business opportunity that could grow

08/11/2012 at 15:06

drill a 2" hole in your fridge door so you can check if the internal light goes out when closing the door

08/11/2012 at 15:23

If you also use a 2" par-boiled potato to block said hole you would perhaps save some food from spoiling, and your removable lamp check plug could also be used for a tasty snack if you feel peckish while checking your lamp

IronCat5    pirate
08/11/2012 at 17:38

Avoid embarrassing noises whilst farting in lifts by pulling your arse cheeks apart.

IronCat5    pirate
08/11/2012 at 17:38

Avoid embarrassing skid marks on your pants by not pulling your arse cheeks apart whilst farting in lifts.


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