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Inspired by Viz

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04/11/2012 at 01:07

Save on energy bills by placing an ordinary toothbrush against your teeth and oscillating your head five thousand times a minute.

04/11/2012 at 02:13

Save on shoes by running barefoot

 

04/11/2012 at 07:29

I still remember the odd original Viz one from back in the day...

Save money on vibrator batteries by filling a cigar tube with angry bees.

04/11/2012 at 09:46

Save money on beer tax. Drink in the House of Commons bar.

04/11/2012 at 10:24

Fall out with all of your friends so that you don't have to buy Christmas cards for them.

04/11/2012 at 10:37

Hang your used tea bags on the line to dry and re-use them.

04/11/2012 at 11:16

Fool your nextdoor neighbours into thinking you've won the lottery by cheering loudly at 9PM on Saturday nights.

04/11/2012 at 12:32
Record this years X factor. Watch it next year and then buy the CD's of the ones that you like in the ??2.99 bargain bin at Asda.
04/11/2012 at 13:11

Turn your domestic heating off, and instead see how much heat transmits through the party walls from your next door neighbours' homes on either side of yours.

Edited: 04/11/2012 at 13:11
04/11/2012 at 13:11

When the trick or treaters come knocking, answer the door dressed as Gary Glitter. They'll never come back again.

04/11/2012 at 13:12

Buy some Asda Smartprice cheese and drill holes in it to make it look like expensive cheddar.

 

04/11/2012 at 13:37

Put a Rolls Royce mascot on the bonnet of your Fiesta.

04/11/2012 at 13:39

Change your name to whatever your car registration number is, then you will have a personalised number plate on your car.

04/11/2012 at 14:09
Hang around a parking area and stand at the entrance in a blue jacket. People will be more than happy to give you money.(This actually worked for me in a car park in Sutton on Sea in 1980)
04/11/2012 at 14:13

Piss on a baking tray and freeze it. Frozen piss is easy to slide through the letter box of annoying neighbour.

04/11/2012 at 14:30

Dont spend it.

04/11/2012 at 14:36
roy silver wrote (see)

Dont spend it.

Best tip so far. 

04/11/2012 at 15:23
Elli of the North wrote (see)

Piss on a baking tray and freeze it. Frozen piss is easy to slide through the letter box of annoying neighbour.

 but so great!

04/11/2012 at 15:38
I thought frozen Finnish piss was a Scandanavian desert. One of their better tasting dishes.
04/11/2012 at 16:37
Colin McLaughlin wrote (see)

Turn your domestic heating off, and instead see how much heat transmits through the party walls from your next door neighbours' homes on either side of yours.

call round on them on some flimsy pretext, and sneakily turn their thermostat right up when they're not looking so their house will heat yours better

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