In fact, I recall a particular episode last summer.....
I was at the end of my tether having endured an entire season of SCREAMING KIDS waking me up every bloody morning (seriously - even before I get up - which is usually at 6.35am). The thing is, they are PAST the age of knowing better - their mother lets them out into the garden to basically scream their heads off.
I couldn't keep the windows shut because it was so hot so every morning, like clockwork, they'd wake me and my partner up. So I got up and slammed the windows shut in protest. I then sent a (polite) note to the parents next door requesting they kept it down - no response or change. So I then logged the noise on a council noise pollution form and officially reported them.
Aaaaaaaaaanyway, that's not even what I was going to initially moan about...
One afternoon, I was sat drying my hair - a lovely sunny day outside - I was having a good hair day too so a real win-win. Then all of a sudden, I smell smoke...... nothing is on fire but something equally disastrous..... next door is having a BBQ. Of course, the children can't enjoy the BBQ like regular children....... they have to scream... and scream... and scream. The thing is, I don't think they were even miserable or in pain - they were just screaming because, as children, apparently that's what they do.
Even worse (possibly the worst actually) was their mother (who is thick as two planks) kept sayinig to her son: 'Edward, do you want a sausage? Do you want a sausage, Edward?' - literally every 30 seconds - in that really annoying, dumb 'I'm speaking to a child' voice.

Edited: 09/02/2011 at 11:50