Vampire or Werewolf?

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kittenkat    pirate
23/03/2014 at 16:08

You have to choose, choose wisely.

23/03/2014 at 16:55

Vampire.

 

23/03/2014 at 17:11

Vampire

kittenkat    pirate
23/03/2014 at 17:12

You have to give reasons...

23/03/2014 at 17:25

Live forever as a creature that can sexually hypnotise people or be a big, hairy, stinky wolf - no reason needed

23/03/2014 at 17:29

Vampire, Hammer Horror lesbian flavour.

kittenkat    pirate
23/03/2014 at 17:31

But vampires have a lot of angst around moral issues, immortality is a long time to be questioning your values.

Werewolves just get to lick their own balls and shag with no regret in the morning. Beastiality is best no? And you REALLY DO wake the next day and remember nothing.

23/03/2014 at 17:34

Vampire - better sense of style.

kittenkat    pirate
23/03/2014 at 17:35
PhilPub wrote (see)

Vampire, Hammer Horror lesbian flavour.

That's like taking the blue slush puppy over the red one (showing my age here). MEANING, the flavour isn't real and you are just duped by the visual.

kittenkat    pirate
23/03/2014 at 17:36
MemsahibR wrote (see)

Vampire - better sense of style.

Dogs can be washed and groomed. Really people!

23/03/2014 at 17:45
MemsahibR wrote (see)

Vampire - better sense of style.

 

This is true.

 
kittenkat wrote (see)

But vampires have a lot of angst around moral issues, immortality is a long time to be questioning your values.

 

Only the fruity types in "Twilight" Real vampires have no morals at all. If you have to drink human blood to stay alive I imagine you get over that sort of thing pretty quickly.

Edited: 23/03/2014 at 17:46
kittenkat    pirate
23/03/2014 at 17:52

 

 

Screamapillar wrote (see)
MemsahibR wrote (see)

Vampire - better sense of style.

 

This is true.

 
kittenkat wrote (see)

But vampires have a lot of angst around moral issues, immortality is a long time to be questioning your values.

 

Only the fruity types in "Twilight" Real vampires have no morals at all. If you have to drink human blood to stay alive I imagine you get over that sort of thing pretty quickly.

BUT, how is that still a better decision than just being a dog for the night and back to youself in the morning? You could get out of bed and go to the local cafe in the morning (IN DAYLIGHT) and have a full English and be none the wiser, except wondering why you are hungry enough to want 2 sausages over just 1.

Edited: 23/03/2014 at 17:52
23/03/2014 at 18:31

But what's the point of all that doggy fun if you don't remember it?

kittenkat    pirate
23/03/2014 at 18:42
Screamapillar wrote (see)

But what's the point of all that doggy fun if you don't remember it?

Living in the moment is the most vivid experience you can have. Who wants to be dogged (see what I did there?) by memories?

23/03/2014 at 21:22
kittenkat wrote (see)
 

That's like taking the blue slush puppy over the red one (showing my age here). MEANING, the flavour isn't real and you are just duped by the visual.

I've got fond memories of being visually duped by lesbian vampire action on the telly as a teenager.  God bless Hammer Horror!

Also, I'm not sure about this werewolf business being a happy lot. That American bloke got to shag a young Jenny Agutter, but still wanted someone to kill him in the end.  That's not right!

23/03/2014 at 22:22

Not a valid question, as you are biased against dogs being a kat KK!!

Nurse Ratched    pirate
23/03/2014 at 23:50

No contest. Vampire every time 

  • Fabulous corsetry
  • I'm naturally nocturnal
  • Being Scottish, I already have the desired complexion
  • Morals, schmorals
kittenkat    pirate
24/03/2014 at 06:20
booktrunk wrote (see)

Not a valid question, as you are biased against dogs being a kat KK!!

But I'm a bit freaked out by vampires if I was honest. That levels the playing field a bit.

24/03/2014 at 07:40

Nurse Ratched wrote (see)

No contest. Vampire every time 

  • Fabulous corsetry
  • I'm naturally nocturnal
  • Being Scottish, I already have the desired complexion
  • Morals, schmorals

Ditto all of that

Sunlight and I just do not get on

Edited: 24/03/2014 at 07:41
24/03/2014 at 08:07

Werewolf.

You could take part in CanineX race and have a go at doing both parts in the same race if you organise one that is a long one on the day/night of a full moon.

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