VLM 2011 - Blue start, female urinals - Page 2 - Clubhouse

gingerfurball pirate

pirate

19/04/2011 at 12:43

I wasn't for trying the urinals! But I did use the portaloos half an hour before the start and I didn't have to queue for long at all.

Wotsit

19/04/2011 at 17:42

http://images.gizmag.com/gallery_lrg/4637_22090515231.jpg

Here you go. Thats how you use one. Its a she-pee in the diagram above, which is a plastic reuseable version of the p-mate, which was available at VLM. It has been for the previous 2 years too.

I've been using one for a long time, having discovered them at an outdoor show some time ago. I'll admit to testing it out in the bath (and then cleaning it, obviously, though urine is sterile) The p-mate is made of cardboard and you tuck the top section underneath you and the wee flows out through the funnel. You do have to tilt your pelvis to ensure it flows the right way. And not pee too fast...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0YGf7dUTN8k/S8DlFU_c-dI/AAAAAAAAAvQ/sFeZaAsanjI/s1600/pmate.jpg

Its actually brilliant when you are wearing lycra. You can pull down the front, pop under the funnel and wee without revealing anything, other than to a hedge.

Its not for everyone, I'll admit. My sister is scarred for life after the woman at the urinal backing up to her got hers the wrong way round (trousers round ankles for peeing too, most entertaining!) and wee'd on lil sis' shoes. I did laugh.

Kwilter with a K

19/04/2011 at 19:33

What's with the four leaf clover on it? You've got to be lucky if you can use it without peeing on your shoes?

Stevie G .

19/04/2011 at 19:37

Wotsit wrote (see)

This is hilarious, what next, putting some fake balls down your pants, growing a moustache and talking in a gruff voice?

Lady Wot Jogs

19/04/2011 at 19:44

Stevie G . wrote (see)

Wotsit wrote (see)

This is hilarious, what next, putting some fake balls down your pants, growing a moustache and talking in a gruff voice?

Whatever turns you on stevie.....

williambloke

08/05/2011 at 20:35

Stevie G . wrote (see)

This is hilarious, what next, putting some fake balls down your pants, growing a moustache and talking in a gruff voice?

You've met my ex-wife then?

andyp

09/05/2011 at 16:41

LWJ - At least you k now I'm innocent of said "peeking" as I was stood next to you!!

not in the urinals I might add.................

Lady Wot Jogs

09/05/2011 at 18:46

Nah, you're ok andy this bloke had a decent running shirt on

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