Grendal shi**ing himself only to find it was chained up LOL LMAO
I saw a Rhea in a field full of sheep in Upholland near Wigan
Once when we were in Spain on holidays MrGFB was out a bike ride and a massive bird flew over head and dropped a snake in his pathway!! That stopped him in his tracks!!
Back in the summer I was stopped dead by a rogue butterfly that decided to fly straight in to my face - I am terrified of butterflies!!!!
Yes. Insects of all kinds going down your throat are a nuisance. I run past a bush that always has loads of wasps round it in the summer.
I stop dead when I'm running at break-neck speed in the early hours alone & an owl with greets me with a HOOT. I just have to stop & HOOT my greetings back!
This did not happen to me but recently a friend was rather stunned to see a teenager being chased down the high street by an Emu; in Devon!
http://www.thisisnorthdevon.co.uk/PHOTOS-Escaped-emu-causes-chaos-Barnstaple/story-17447345-detail/story.html