What's the worst joke that you've ever heard?

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27/10/2012 at 10:01
Anything by Ben Elton
28/10/2012 at 08:38

Whats the difference between a tyre and 365 condoms ?

Ones a Goodyear and the other is a very good year !

Edited: 28/10/2012 at 08:39
28/10/2012 at 09:23

What do you call a karaoke singer from Mumbai?

Gettupta Singh.

PSC    pirate
28/10/2012 at 11:00
Why was Nepoleon buried on a hill?

He was dead.
Boom boom.
28/10/2012 at 12:46

I've been sorting out an issue with my computer. It kept singing songs at me.

It's a Hewlett Packard, but sometimes it thinks it's a Dell.

29/10/2012 at 10:42

My favourite joke of the week

listen to this, not the current episode but episode 34 "11th century porn" at minute 22:48 and it lasts 4 mins. It's very offensive. http://pennsundayschool.com/page/episodes

29/10/2012 at 10:47

This year for halloween I am going to get a Jimmy Saville outfit; that should scare those fucking trick or treaters away!

29/10/2012 at 11:03
MikeFrog wrote (see)

My favourite joke of the week

listen to this, not the current episode but episode 34 "11th century porn" at minute 22:48 and it lasts 4 mins. It's very offensive. http://pennsundayschool.com/page/episodes

Four minutes of my life I will never get back ...

29/10/2012 at 11:13

Good work Muttley.  My dad liked the hokey cokey one. 

29/10/2012 at 11:13
DazTheSlug wrote (see)

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings,

and Walt Disney.

 

 

MikeFrog wrote (see)

My favourite joke of the week

listen to this, not the current episode but episode 34 "11th century porn" at minute 22:48 and it lasts 4 mins. It's very offensive. http://pennsundayschool.com/page/episodes

I think I must have missed it.

Edited: 29/10/2012 at 11:14
29/10/2012 at 11:21

It's the joke about the bear, Wilkie.

This is a thread about really bad jokes. Beware.

29/10/2012 at 14:42

I didn't hear a joke about a bear, or anything very offensive.  Just some American talking about sex toys and promoting a store which would give 50% off your order if you gave his name!

Perhaps I should try again.

29/10/2012 at 17:09

A man walks into the Butchers Shop, he says to the Butcher "I'll have a pound of Sausages please" Butcher replies "we only do Kilos here". Man replies "well, alright then, I will have a pound of Kilos"

29/10/2012 at 19:39

A union shop steward reads his daughter a bedtime story. "Once upon a time and time and a half on Saturdays..."

31/10/2012 at 10:06
Keir wrote (see)

As told by a 17 year old 6th form student at my school earlier this week:

"What do you call a donkey with no eyes?

 

No idea

 

 

wait, did I get that right?"

 

 

This Ladies and Gentlemen is the future generation 

That's the only 'joke' on this thread that actually made me giggle  

01/11/2012 at 12:35
 
Wilkie wrote (see)

I didn't hear a joke about a bear, or anything very offensive.  Just some American talking about sex toys and promoting a store which would give 50% off your order if you gave his name!

Perhaps I should try again.

I wouldn't bother. I'll tell you it some time.

Edited: 01/11/2012 at 12:36
01/11/2012 at 15:50

what do you do with a dead chemist?

barium!

01/11/2012 at 16:00

I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, 'That's     Aboriginal.'

01/11/2012 at 16:00

This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle         disaster.

01/11/2012 at 16:06

I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said 'Tenpin?' I said, 'No, permanent.'        

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