Whats the difference between a tyre and 365 condoms ?
Ones a Goodyear and the other is a very good year !
What do you call a karaoke singer from Mumbai?
Gettupta Singh.
I've been sorting out an issue with my computer. It kept singing songs at me.
It's a Hewlett Packard, but sometimes it thinks it's a Dell.
My favourite joke of the week
listen to this, not the current episode but episode 34 "11th century porn" at minute 22:48 and it lasts 4 mins. It's very offensive. http://pennsundayschool.com/page/episodes
This year for halloween I am going to get a Jimmy Saville outfit; that should scare those fucking trick or treaters away!
MikeFrog wrote (see)
My favourite joke of the week listen to this, not the current episode but episode 34 "11th century porn" at minute 22:48 and it lasts 4 mins. It's very offensive. http://pennsundayschool.com/page/episodes
Four minutes of my life I will never get back ...
Good work Muttley. My dad liked the hokey cokey one.
DazTheSlug wrote (see)
What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney? Bing sings, and Walt Disney.
What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
Bing sings,
and Walt Disney.
I think I must have missed it.
It's the joke about the bear, Wilkie.
This is a thread about really bad jokes. Beware.
I didn't hear a joke about a bear, or anything very offensive. Just some American talking about sex toys and promoting a store which would give 50% off your order if you gave his name!
Perhaps I should try again.
A man walks into the Butchers Shop, he says to the Butcher "I'll have a pound of Sausages please" Butcher replies "we only do Kilos here". Man replies "well, alright then, I will have a pound of Kilos"
A union shop steward reads his daughter a bedtime story. "Once upon a time and time and a half on Saturdays..."
Keir wrote (see)
As told by a 17 year old 6th form student at my school earlier this week: "What do you call a donkey with no eyes? No idea wait, did I get that right?" This Ladies and Gentlemen is the future generation
As told by a 17 year old 6th form student at my school earlier this week:
"What do you call a donkey with no eyes?
No idea
wait, did I get that right?"
This Ladies and Gentlemen is the future generation
That's the only 'joke' on this thread that actually made me giggle
Wilkie wrote (see)
I didn't hear a joke about a bear, or anything very offensive. Just some American talking about sex toys and promoting a store which would give 50% off your order if you gave his name! Perhaps I should try again.
I wouldn't bother. I'll tell you it some time.
what do you do with a dead chemist?
barium!
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, 'That's Aboriginal.'
This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said 'Tenpin?' I said, 'No, permanent.'
