What's the worst joke that you've ever heard?

Why did a bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from the distance they looked like hares.

what...what....WHAT???!!!!

Where does Michael Palin drive his racecar?

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Around a palindrome.

what do want?

a cure for Tourettes

when do we want it??

pissflaps

( chortle)

A bloke walks into a drum kit.

*b-doom-tsh*!

Phil - I preferred your 'leak' joke on the other thread, most amusing !

I'd better warn you, my dad's gone out and bought the luxury Christmas crackers this year. I'll be stocking up. (Pun intended.)

Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.

I fancied a pizza last night. So I walked into Dominos. But as I went through the door I tripped and knocked over a bloke, who knocked over the bloke next to him, who knocked over the bloke next to him ... who knocked over the bloke next to him ...

my girlfriend's a redhead. no hair, just a red head.

Why are Communists so good at spotting approaching wet weather?

Because Rudolph the Red knows rain dear.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Too.

Too who?

I think that you will find it is "To Whom..."

A friend of mine can't go past a sweetshop without going in and buying a packet of Polo mints. It's become a serious problem to him.

He went to see a psychiatrist about it.

The shrink said he's suffering from Buy Polo Disorder.

(I made that one up.)

So I was playing Darts and I said to my friend "closest to the Bull" then I went "Baaah" and he went "Moo" .. I said you're closest.

I went buy some Camoflague Trousers the other day.. I couldn't find any.

I picked up the phone and said "who's speaking please?" and a voice said "you are".

Rickster wrote (see)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Too.

Too who?

I think that you will find it is "To Whom..."

Why did the bald man go to the funeral?

toupée his respects.

My brother reckons he made that one up.

so I wanted to get my pet snail into running.

i took his shell off to make him more aerodynamic, but he just became sluggish.

How do you describe a hungry horse in four letters?

MTGG....

(OH's favourite joke - she must have told me a thousand times!)

Peter, that one takes the award.