What's the worst joke that you've ever heard?

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06/02/2013 at 21:50



06/02/2013 at 22:24

Leicester City Council are clamping down on people using public places as toilets after someone did a Richard III in a carpark.

06/02/2013 at 22:32
AliBear30 wrote (see)

Peters wife might like this one

What's Vietnamese for small horse?

Ti Ni Po Ni

Thanks for that - she did laugh so now I have two daft jokes to be tortured with! She did tut though at being called "wife" - would you marry someone with her sense of humour??!!!!

06/02/2013 at 23:16



06/02/2013 at 23:47

Why is going down on a woman like being in the Mafia?

One slip of the tongue and you are in the shit.

08/02/2013 at 09:14

Findus Pies. All part of a stable diet.

13/03/2013 at 19:42

Ghandi was a great spiritual leader, frail from fasting, with toughened feet from walking barefoot, and with bad breath due to a vegetarian diet. He was a super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis

gingerfurball    pirate
13/03/2013 at 20:24
I nearly peed my pants at the last one!
13/03/2013 at 21:36

Breaking news...following the Ikea meatballs content scandal, scientists have now identified traces of wood in their furniture.

13/03/2013 at 21:40

The winner of Pope Idol's just been announced. 

14/03/2013 at 08:33

good news for holloway women's prison football team. they have a new penalty taker.

14/03/2013 at 13:51

White smoke has been seen coming from Battersea Dogs' Home. They've elected a new pup.

Edited: 14/03/2013 at 13:51
14/03/2013 at 14:09

The food scandal gets worse.  Tesco Value fishfingers have been  found with traces of seahorse in.

14/03/2013 at 22:01
What's brown and sticky ?

A stick.
22/05/2013 at 22:16

What is Mr T's favourite yoghurt?

A petit filou.

22/05/2013 at 22:18

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?







swim for your life 

Pudge    pirate
22/05/2013 at 22:20


22/05/2013 at 23:08

Why have elephants got big ears?




Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

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