Leicester City Council are clamping down on people using public places as toilets after someone did a Richard III in a carpark.
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Peters wife might like this one What's Vietnamese for small horse? Ti Ni Po Ni
Peters wife might like this one
What's Vietnamese for small horse?
Ti Ni Po Ni
Thanks for that - she did laugh so now I have two daft jokes to be tortured with! She did tut though at being called "wife" - would you marry someone with her sense of humour??!!!!
Why is going down on a woman like being in the Mafia?
One slip of the tongue and you are in the shit.
Findus Pies. All part of a stable diet.
Ghandi was a great spiritual leader, frail from fasting, with toughened feet from walking barefoot, and with bad breath due to a vegetarian diet. He was a super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis
Breaking news...following the Ikea meatballs content scandal, scientists have now identified traces of wood in their furniture.
The winner of Pope Idol's just been announced.
good news for holloway women's prison football team. they have a new penalty taker.
White smoke has been seen coming from Battersea Dogs' Home. They've elected a new pup.
The food scandal gets worse. Tesco Value fishfingers have been found with traces of seahorse in.
What is Mr T's favourite yoghurt?
A petit filou.
What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?
swim for your life
Why have elephants got big ears?
Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.
